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Look, Heather. The truth is,
* So many things that you want to say *
All right, you made it. Now twirl that long hair sticking out of your face mole.
But I just want you to know, if you ever treat a real woman
One of the kids had a nanny-cam hidden in his room.
And now I want to hear all about your day.
Maybe sooner than you know.
Maybe he's got something to do with it.
I know, but I have to say for audience.
What're you gonna do with all your money?
Oh, probably just save it.
Let me just ask Heather.
What? We'd love to, sounds great!
about what a relationship is.
But now we're like apples and oranges.
* Come on, baby *
Now I'm way into wooden beads you move along wires.
Man, I wish we could quit our jobs and solve children's crimes full-time.
Oh. Well, tomorrow, Heather and I are going to the park to picnic and fly kites.
to be spending all your time with a homemade sex doll.
What have you guys been up to?
How'd she know your name?
* Joe is on a vacation far away *
* Joe is on a vacation far away *
- Ow... - You have the right to remain silent.
* Me. *
that just got stolen from the park?
You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
Heather? Oh, my God!
No, Chris, it's something else. Come on.
Just this morning, we've had multiple reports of stolen items.
But we don't want to sound too old.
I heard you guys are good at solving cases.
the way you treat that doll, you're gonna make her very happy.
* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *
I heard you guys are good at solving cases.
They're gonna think we're a bunch of old, bald geezers.
Oh, wait a minute, I didn't notice you have a pierced ear.
And I did learn a little something from watching Chris and Heather.
We're just cocooning today because Heather said she's never seen TV.
Y-Yeah, f-fast-forward ahead.
He bought her a scarf. And it actually goes well with her colors.
This is Mistress Vita. We met on Craigslist.
And now I want to hear all about your day.
Wow, it sure is fun going on a picnic, isn't it, Peter?