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Your kid's got a walk-in closet?
His brain ain't right, but it's fun.
I know, it's weird.
You think other guys hang out and watch their friend's naked gyrating butt?
And look, if you really want to learn how to bang that thing,
Oh, no! Oh, God! We may have to throw away the television.
Don't worry, Lois, I'm gonna find that tricycle.
Uh, couple marbles, ball of yarn, two Wiffle ball bats.
- What the hell?! - Chris made a sex doll?!
* They keep falling *
Anne Heche's bunghole, I've already seen it.
D is for Doll
Give me back my wife, or you're in a lot of trouble.
After all, I'm the guy who taught old Asian people how to get on the subway.
there's no better teacher than your old dad.
standing up this morning, if you know what I mean.
Hi, Peter.
to be spending all your time with a homemade sex doll.
Peter, are-are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show?
No talking unless I say!
Holy crap, it's a setup. Time to make a quick getaway.
Chris still has an Aaron Hernandez poster up? That's not cool.
How much do you make?
It's made of Skittles.
But if you give it a little time, I'm sure you'll get over her.
* I don't want to miss your call *
Hey, Lois, I heard Katherine Heigl likes to French kiss.
- I got to cut out the baby. - Oh, my God!
You realize that kid is plowing both our wives right now.
* But where are those good old-fashioned values *
I did. I took your doll because it's not a natural
This is all your fault. You never listen to anything I say.
Huh, never seen that kid around the neighborhood.
I don't think guys should have two hands on a coffee mug ever.
Yeah. Will you hold this beer bottle while I try to kick the top off it?
We can't help you. You go home and tell your mother
I just really like spending time with you.
And during, like, the one second I was looking down at my phone and not at him.
Here we go. Oh, no, I hit input!
I only had nine payments left on that thing.
Apparently the cancer's already in his bones.
I was having a lot of strange feelings!
Chris is still in his room with that disgusting homemade sex doll.
Now I'm way into wooden beads you move along wires.
standing up this morning, if you know what I mean.
You realize that kid is plowing both our wives right now.
Well, it seems like we got a bit of a crime spree.
Boy, when you find a baby's tricycle, it feels like there's nothing you can't do.
This could be a sign that it's time to move on.
and acceptable at a wedding? Hop on.
- You did? - Yeah. From now on,
Wh... H-Hang on. What's second base?