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Lmaoo
I'll kick all your faces. You got me?
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Yeah. But I'm such a loser, she'll never let me do that.
I'm sorry, Chris.
Oh, boy, is this 'cause of the time I pushed off of you
Okay, it's later than this.
I'll give you 50 cents to find my lucky baseball card.
* I don't want to miss your call *
Wow, your plans sound very sweet and romantic, Chris.
All right, guys, this'll be the headquarters for our new detective agency.
* Nothing seems to fit *
I'm sorry, Chris.
Me
R.I.P.
- You were set up, too, huh? - Yeah.
People say we're different, but we're really not that different.
Just last week, I let you watch me complain after eating too many hot wings.
Piece of junk.
Out of the way! Nobody else matters!
Maybe he's got something to do with it.
Are you sure about this? It seems pretty extreme.
What? Excuse me?
"until my taped-together, soccer-ball-headed girlfriend
* Laugh and cry *
And how a man should treat his woman.
Um, she doesn't think it's healthy for you
Why did Heather leave me?!
Yeah, I'd like that, Chris.
I mean, let's be honest, we're not exactly the model of a healthy marriage.
Mmm, oh, yummy.
- No way, he wouldn't do that. - Peter, Chris is on the tape.
But wait, we want people to know we're grown-ups.
Don't do that, either. J-Just-just don't do anything.
Lois, before you say anything. I also got you a gift.
But I'm telling you, it's gonna be a bigger waste of time