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He started the Transmooker!
Up here may not be the best place.
Juni, open up.
Are you kicking me?
Cut!
Low-tech!
No. He's out there looking for Juni.
I want to get him back over here so I can push him back over myself.
-We accept. -We accept.
Don't hurt yourselves with that outdated gear.
ALL: To our Spy Kids.
-You, too, huh? -Yeah.
Cortezes.
I only dance ballet.
You said your father's on his way. I think he's coming to pick it up.
(RUMBLING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: State your name, please.
Mean anything to you?
-Don't tell me you're hacking... -Already done.
Save it for the Cortezes.
I'm the boss.
WOMAN: Welcome to the Pentagon.
(ALL SCREAMING)
No, he's my father.
Go talk to your father.
I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete miracle microphone.
-Without disengaging the axis? -Exactly.
Let's rock.
(KIDS SCREAMING)
And if he's named director of the OSS,
Careful, Juni!
Thanks.
-Well, I don't like it. -Then quit.
Good point.
CARMEN: Something's wrong. Take the wheel.
as our organization's top Spy Kid operatives!
So many successful missions.
We've gotta go left.
disappearing ships, mysterious creatures,
It's funny you should mention them.
Hey, what are you doing up there?
All right, buddy. Let's kick their butts.
Gary and Gerti Giggles are the kind of agents we need
You tried to save us. Why?
Interesting. But he can never, ever replace
WOMAN: The President's daughter is unavailable.
There are no sides. You're right, and he's right, too.
The kid was right.
-Merengue? -Of course.
We got company.
If you take anything, you'll doom us both. Let's go!
How?
Juni, leave it alone. He's dead.
You mean we have to use our heads?
(IMITATES GARY'S HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH)
JUNI: Look out!
(GIRL SCREAMING)
JUNI: Dad! Come on, Dad. Look at me. CARMEN: Hey, Mom.
Faster.
Well, I've seen enough. Let's go back to the beach.
I created a cloaking device to shield my island from curious eyes.
Well, there it is.
Huh?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-Thanks to your buddy Gary. -It was an accident.
Right.
My flashlight doesn't even work.
Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez.
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(JUNI EXCLAIMS)
There's a diarrhea on your face Carmen
I guess I could always set up
Good luck.
I brought you all-new gadgets.
Here he is.
Help me!
Why not?
Oh!
Okay.
My precious.
Yao Ling, Wa Ling, this is Danielle and Dione Daluc.
Oh!
There must be a faster...
He does not have a weird laugh.
You're always in here hiding. Maybe they just wanna be with you.
I'm siding with you.
Reprogram this one, Gerti.
Why are you here?
I humbly offer
Do you think God stays in heaven
(GRUNTING)
I know I shouldn't be.
-Kick his butt! -Yeah, kick his butt!
Science.
Cake.