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Homer Stokes, servant of the little man.
When I saw that beautiful queen in cuffs and a jumpsuit
Alabama?
chasing a rabbit through yours truly.
Who the hell's that?
What ignorant, lowdown, slanderizin' son of a bitch said that?
♪ Whose blood now cleanses from all sin ♪
It was... it was a moment of weakness.
Well, that record is just goin' through the goddamn roof.
Whoa!
Your situation is pretty nigh hopeless.
Selling’ steeped stanky Vape juice.
Mr. J’rr Crai: them Vape Boys products have been steeped in old timey chemicals
We can't do that, Daddy.
No, you said--
Me and the little lady are gonna pick up the pieces
# That is given #
with a guitar accompani... accompani...
I could not gaze upon that far shore.
It's me.
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
Million-point-two.
Down here in Kentucky we slap Budweiser thieves til they cry like some Baby Back bitches Down here in Kentucky we trap til New Years Eve and they better not be no snitches
We... thought...
Ain't cold fusion just a temporal oddity
And you tell your friends!
Sorry, Everett.
I don't believe I've seen you boys around here before.
# Don't you weep, pretty baby #
a toad.
and, well, you three ladies are about the...
I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated
Republican Congressman Jim Jordan . . . . . . on Sean Hannity and Fox News.
My name is Tommy, Tommy Johnson.
I've been separated from my family for so long.
that this band of miscreants here,
Ok. I'm with you fellas.
and stay out of asda!
and In a jiffy, Pete.
In the Jailhouse Now, fellers,
and sign 'em to a big fat contract.
Fear not the ob-stacals in your path...
Oh mercY, Yes, we got to beat them
And heaven everlasting's my reward.
Pete!
♪ Where the boxcars all are empty ♪
Lump, I.O.
I have no penis Just balls
And I say if their rambunctiousness
# I have no friends #
They lured me out for a bathe,
Here's my plan.
He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek,
Wait a minute.
Well, that was some fun, now, wasn't it, George?
Your hair treatment?
I am a man. _
What's that, junior?
Ain't no one gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitchhikers.
♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪
♪ I'll see you all this comin' fall ♪
Sorry sons of bitches.
Moral Fiber? I invented moral fiber.
We'll go fetch it with you, Everett.
Hold up, boys!
# To go #
Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark,
and some gratine potatoes
And remember, Jesus saves,
# Death, I come to take the soul #
Roll-top desk.
Why, the good folks here'd go right off their feed.
‘Course it’s Pete, look at ‘im
Pappy they's integrated
but that's the way it seems to be working out.
Corn liquor.
You boys is leavin' us no choice,
Yeah.
Allow me to introduce myself.
Do... not... seek the treasure.
Pull over, Everett.
calling unknown numbers in my database be like
No one can catch me!
Pursuing opportunities in another venue.
here and listening at home, here and listening at home,
Who made them the color guard?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.... You can't swear at my Fiancé!
Folks, here's my cousin Ezra's niece,
Aaron’s got prospects. He’s bonafide
Give me the microphone!
But it does put me in a damned awkward position
No, wait, honey.
I invented moral fiber.
get your waitress to wrap your dinner picnic-style,
# I'll fix your feet till you can't walk #
♪ My triumph has begun ♪
They say he pays extra,
Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete?
Pete, rest his soul, was
That's Professional Eng’neer Jrr’Craa, “Pass the Biscuits,””Pappy,” Petermann..
I work for no man I eat, no breakfast
Republican Congressman Jim Jordon . . . . . . on Sean Hannity.
When things start getting rough
And stay out of Woolworth's!
What do I gotta do, start tending livestock?
It was in his bureau.
Light the loft, son.
It's a bushwhack.
How come you never told me about her?
What I wouldn't give to get ahold of those agitators.
♪ Keep on the sunny side of life ♪
… and from all those smart-ass folks our Cerveza descended from monkeys.
Okay. I'm with you fellas
# Let's go down, come on down #
I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign.
It seems to me there's a road,
I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
Well ain’t this place just a geographical oddity Twenty minutes from everywhere!
That's all right, Pete.
I hate fire!
Gonna paddle a little behind.
Like god's own mercy
I know I've been guilty of pride and sharp dealing.
Triumph of the subjective.
For him, not for the law.
what goes up must come down.
And the preacher said that that sin's been washed away, too.
Sales, Mr. McGill, sales! And what do I sell?
♪ Crushing hope that we cherished so dear ♪
We ain't getting married with his ring.
WE RAN ACROSS A WHOLE GOPHER VILLAGE
Step back, damn it. Look out.
# Ohh #
Or elk bones.
Where's Cora, Cousin Wash?
Nah, that ain't right.
No! It's true!
Harbaugh has abandoned you
You can't swear at my fiancee!
my constituency?
You don't want to get hanged.
I feel wretched.
Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Where's your ring, honey?
Never trust a female, Delmar.
# I bid farewell #
For that you traded your everlasting soul?
Midget and broom and whatnot.
Daddy don't have a maiden name That's your misfortune
And stay out of the Woolsworth!
No, Daddy don’t have a maiden name
Oh lorde must beat that competition
I like to think I'm a pretty astute observer of the human scene
You got a plan for gettin' out of here?
The anthrax took most of his cows.
to grasp the broom of reform