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# Come lay your bones on the alabaster stones #
Oh, brothers!
He's a live wire, though, ain't he?
Weepin' Jesus on the cross.
Georgia Election Results I’M GODDAMN BONAFIDE CERTIFIED
and lightning from my fingertips!
What are you doing here, Pappy?
Take this road--
Don't be crazy, Tommy.
he ain't lyin'!
Deceitful, two-faced she-wolf.
but George Nelson withdraws!
Born to raise hell.
I've spoken my piece and counted to 3
I'm gonna kill you...
♪ And the sun again will shine bright and clear ♪
Dealing with Seniors
Never knocked over no armored car.
And all my meals for free.
# Studyin' about that good old way #
Forget it.
Go out west somewhere.
He pays folks money to sing into his can
♪ It will help us every day ♪
Who was fixin' to betray us.
# There #
You said you'd changed.
# From door to door #
Just bring us a couple of leaves of raw cabbage.
Pete! Pete!
. . . Gopher . ..
Gopher, Everett?
And he’s sure appreciate it if you updated your spreadsheet
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Well, that all depends.
Now, the trade is not a complicated one.
I...
to chat with you boys any further.
that don't make no sense
Looks like...
We thought you was a Toad
Bet we could talk this thing out.
and banished from Woolworths.
That’s THAT'S Vice President J’rr CRAA, "PASS THE BISCUITS,""PAPPY PETERMANN, P.E.
# By #
I can, I am, and I will, tomorrow.
Droppin that blood pressure!!
# Studyin' about that good old way #
seek the treasure.
Honey, it's just an old pewter thing.
You cover my bill, so I don't have to run back upstairs,
one sour ass son of a bitch
♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪
So, where's all the money from the armored car job?
♪ And the jungle fire was burning ♪
We have all gathered here
I’m an ar15 man!
I'm sorry that I turned my back on you.
VERNON'S GOT 8 BUCKS. HE's BONA FIDE.
Well, I was lyin'.
Look at this.
- See-- - That's your misfortune.
Holy St. Christopher!
Pappy's just makin' a point.
I'm goddamn bona fide.
I wouldn't worry, Delmar.
wonderful to tell.
Hey, girls!
Where’s your Phone? At the bottom of the lake! Mighty big lake!
Like God's own mercy.
Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.
DO…NOT…TRAIN…THE…AI
we got nothing but trouble.
Sorry, but we just can't keep 'em on our shelves.
# Please don't take #
Believe me, Delmar, a woman is the most fiendish Instrument of torture ever designed to bedevil the days of man
please look down and recognize us poor sinners.
# Can't find no heaven #
out of Cottonelia, Mississippi.
It's a pleasure.
# Well, the deputy, he told the high sheriff #
You’re gonna go far
Yeah, well, you'll be laughing out the other side of your face come November.
and you have eluded me
What was I supposed to tell 'em?
Now, what can I do you for, Mr. French?
Like god's own mercy
Boulding's got prospects. He's Bona-Fide
There ain't nothin' but a damn toad.
“Lording it over!”?
Now, folks, these boys got to be remanded to the authorities.
The campaign manager?
I had two weeks left on my sentence
♪ O, bear me away on your snow white wings ♪
…a Stout!!!
The Daddyman up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
♪ I'll fly away, fly away ♪
vouchsafed your reward.
Republican Congressman Jim Jordon . . . . . . on Sean Hannity and Fox News.
There are but two things to learn.
...three days before they...
You ought to be in bed, clump snatcher.
I nicked the census man!
I don't know.
♪ If we'll keep on the sunny side of life ♪
See you in the funny papers
is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail
# O fathers, let's go down #
I do apologize about that, Pete.
# Go to sleep, you little baby #
No wedding.
J’rr Crai got blooey’ed. Nuthin’ left...
Antivaxxers hitching to new plymouth You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers
# To help me now #
What are you?
♪ It will help us every day ♪
Gopher, Everett?
AND SO, WE GONNA HANG US A NIGRA
before I can start thinking about that.
Is your daddy about?
Now There's a good boy
Son...
Boy, John Hall, that was some mighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'.
performing Man of Constant Sorrow?
♪ And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth ♪
Didn't know you'd be bringing a friend.
Mama says you was hit by a train.
# In the highways #
in the performance of its duties.
# Perhaps I'll die upon that train #
I got a plan. Believe me, boys, we can fix this thing,
and a forge and some shoein' impedimenta
Hit by a train.
Do... not... park... at the Dairy Queen.
# He has no friends #
My name is George Nelson! Not Babyface!
Gapped-toothed, carpetbaggin', motherless spawn of hell!
# She's long gone with her red shoes on #
Oh, gracious, no.
Oh, my God.
Almost loved up, though.
I guess Vernon T. Waldrip is gonna be going on relief.
Shake a leg junior.
Well I'll only be 36
Come on, you miserable, salaried sons of bitches!
# To old Kentucky #