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...because this pimp spit in my mouth and...
Yeah, I can see it.
She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.
Oh.
Yes, you do. And a... And a big, round belly.
That's not you! Life is good again!
Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
- Oh! - It was like, um:
- It's just football? - You were all worried for nothing.
wwwwww ww
You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.
Wow, the boyfriend's parents. Big step.
You've got big, beautiful eyes.
This pimp spit in my mouth
Also, um, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
...but, um, no one had spoken in 17 minutes.
Well, come on.
Yeah. Right!
Though maybe just a little less "pimp spit."
We are not gonna have this conversation again.
- It's hard to stop. - Mm.