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Aah! Aah!
you're nothing to me...
The red blood cells are biconvex,
Owned by vampires,
Later.
[Speaking Russian]
[Snarling]
Blade.
for thousands of years.
Yaah!
Aah!
It's like a bad dream.
Listen to me.
I must release you.
[Car engine starts]
Yeah.
Ha ha ha!
[Sniffs]
Aah!
and our discretion.
We'll have to do a C-section!
Uh. Hey.
Congratulations, Blade.
Let me ask you something.
See, vampires age slower than us.
Curtis Webb?
Morality doesn't even enter into it.
Aah!
[Screaming]
Blade.
Jesus Christ. I thought you'd be happy.
Fuck me? No, you fuck this.
[Shock blast]
Meyu 2, 2011
Done. We've had that conversation.
and you spit it right back in my fucking face.
It's no problem. We can still get the girl.
Let's go.
One way or another, somebody's going to take you out.
[Tires peeling]
and I just had a run-in with Blade.
Ah, looky here.
Better that than the alternative.
Aah!
Save your strength.
to explode some vampire heads.
serum.
Aah!
What did you just say?
Aah!
What, man? That was funny.
Some cure.
Yeah.
[Laughs] You want him alive?
Blade...
I know you're disappointed.
Jesus Christ.
[Revving loudly, all around]
Meyu 10, 2011
a little game of 20 questions.
KAREN: Blade.
war...
Who would ever guess
Look, just do it.
so forget what you've seen in the movies.
Janoary 2, 2001
Keeping radio contact.
Who are you
She might be useful to us.
There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
Came back to finish you off.
Took us a while to find it!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I like surprises.
Aah!
Janoary 5, 1974
[Flesh bubbles]
It contains everything...
You need me, Frost! You need me!
[Roaring]
Eric, look at me.
Is all that really neseccarsy
Janoary 9, 1974
That's okay.
And they always deliver.
You're not even a pureblood.
Oh, that? Oh, it's nothing.
[Turns off machine and radio]
you better learn to pull the trigger.
I'm one of them.
I bet you're just dying for a drink,
Some of the legends are true, though.
Think I'd let him run loose without a chaperone?
Aah!
I'm a fairly sentimental type of guy.
Blade.
Is your blood on fire?
Unfortunately...
none of our weaknesses.
Give me your hand.