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Do you want some chicken?
I know it's Christmas Eve.
...with me?
Bye Billy
That's Dave Myers. He does Santa every year.
Something about a snowplow. A freak accident.
Please!
I'm not sure. Maybe thousands.
Cheery thought.
Sheila, will you quit messing with the TV?
Hey, doctor.
Man, about 75...
Watch this.
Wait a minute.
My father gave me one as a present.
What the hell is this?
By the time I'm 30, I'll be a millionaire.
You forgot to brush your teeth.
He hates bright lights.
Wow! The Hooded Menace. Issue number one!
Good night, kids.
Plain water.
All right, let go of Mommy's coat.
You wait here . I'll be right back .
Bye, Billy.
Come on, Giz. Let's go over to the table.
I never trust a peasant !
Just go.
I'd love to.
Shut up!
All I could get for it was $36!
We can't point any fingers, not even at Mrs. Deagle.
Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Well, nobody's got a story like this one.
No, that's different.
No, I'm afraid he's on vacation.
Hi, Billy
Hello, Gerald. I'm under such terrible pressure.
Go ahead, Brent. Dim the lights.
In the department store.
Then I want you to bring the vacuum cleaner upstairs for me.
They're watching Snow White.
Well, I gave them some chicken.
It'll be light soon.
I'm sorry. I'm just a little tired and cranky.
Did you feed them after midnight?
- Sorry, Dad. - It's okay.
Why don't you tell Dorry you're sick? He can't dock your pay.
This is a bank, not a pet store.
Thursdays, yeah.
It was snowing outside.
Cover your mouth. Don't breathe any gas.
Gizmo caca!
What the hell is that?
...where officials blame...
That's where everybody's dad proposed to their mom. Cross your "T. "
If I wanna keep my job, I should be going now.
What do you think?
They don't! They look like this.
Let's get out of here!
It eliminates the need to carry heavy luggage when you travel.
Right, Murray?
It's been a rough night for Rockin ' Ricky...