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I'M GONNA CALL AGAIN. PAY ATTENTION TO THE BACKGROUND NOISE THIS TIME.
THE...
I'M NOT. HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM?
KIRK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M DRAFTING YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE FUN, LORELAI?
YEAH.
I FLUNKED A POP QUIZ IN POLI SCI BECAUSE I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
IT'LL COME OUT SOON ENOUGH.
KIRK. HMM?
THAT'S CRAZY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE SEEN STANLEY.
MAYBE HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN WHY. HE WAS TO GO AWAY, NEVER COME BACK.
SECURITY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WANT KIDS, LUKE -- OR LIKE KIDS.
AND HE'S OPEN TO ANYTHING I WANT. THAT'S GREAT.
I JUST HEARD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE SANDWICHES,
WELL, YEAH. DID YOU MISS ME?
HE COULD BE HOME WITH A GIRL... DEAN!
ANDREW! NO! I CAN'T STAND LIAM NEESON!
[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
AFTER THAT, THERE'S NO POINT. YOU CHIP A TOOTH. OKAY.
STANLEY BAILED. NO! WHY?
I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THIS, AND APPARENTLY,
RORY, WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE DID YOU GO?!
LISTEN, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
THEY TEND TO BE SQUISHY, AND THAT FREAKS ME OUT A LITTLE.
BUT I'M NOT SURE. THEN FLIP A COIN.
WHAT DOES HE WANT? GO OVER THERE AND FIND OUT.
HEY...WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? OKAY.
HAVE YOU EVER LEVITATED A ROTTWEILER?
THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO TRY AND STAY UP FOR 24 HOURS.
HE WOULD IF YOU COUGHED. DEAN!
THE ONLY TIME YOU MAY STOP MOVING OR STOP TOUCHING
OF COURSE, THE SUBJECT OF CHILDREN CAME UP. OF COURSE.
AND LEAVE THE FLOOR FOR 10 MINUTES.
OOH, ZING! I'VE BEEN SNAPPED!
PLUS, WE GOT THE WHOLE MOTHER/DAUGHTER GIMMICK.
Woman: NEXT.
I SAID "YES." SHE SAID "YES."
YES, COFFEE, PLEASE.
ALL COUPLES MUST BE TOUCHING AT ALL TIMES.
OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.
LOOK -- THERE GOES TOMMY TUNE.
I NEED TO INTERJECT FOR ONE SECOND
LONG STORY SHORT, I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS ANY WAY
FOUR YEARS WITHOUT A COCKTAIL? I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
I LEFT MICHEL ALONE DEALING WITH ROOFERS.
I'M SUPPORTING MY TOWN. THEN GO BACK TO NEW YORK.
SECURITY?
WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S ME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M ON BREAK FROM SCHOOL. I THOUGHT I'D COME SEE YOU.
YOU DID NOT GET THIS FROM ME.
THE TEAM NEEDS YOU!
TO TURN THAT OFF WHEN YOU COME TO DINNER.
WELL, PUT HER ON THE PHONE. I'LL TELL HER.
[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS VICTORY LAP TO THE THEME FROM "ROCKY."
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I WAS TRYING TO BE HONEST.
YEAH, I'M...DEFINITELY BROKEN UP WITH DEAN.
WAVING A McDONALD'S HOT APPLE PIE IN THE AIR,
THEN WHO DO WE SEND OUR KISSES OF GRATITUDE TO?
SEE YA. BYE.
DO I LOOK LIKE A COBBLER? IF I SAY "YES," WILL YOU FIX MY SHOE?