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No, what I, um, do detest is your selfishness.
pointed a finger your way...
Now, Truman, he was a poker player.
Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing.
I have seven from your side who are giving her the ax.
That isn't the reality, is it? She died. In the end, that's the reality.
It's dark and dim. There are these two guys.
They want to send you into this administration as a virus.
I will not respond to this article.
Senator Hanson, do you recognize Mr. Poullet?
- The former Egyptian president. - Right.
Mm-hmm.
and she has inspired me to act alike...
- Congressman Webster. - Honor, madam.
- It's not, that's true. - If Ray Spies interviewed me...
We're both sticking to our guns.
You know your rights, right, Jack? You don't have to humiliate him.
Well, it's, uh... It's, um...
That's what she said.
- I'm sorry. - It's a bad beat.
We have to gut the bitch in the belly.
I do not believe that it is the right of our citizens...
Shh. Quiet.
- Isn't that the FBI's responsibility? - Yes, it is.
Thank you.
- Laine. - Shelly.
Her nomination itself is the cancer of affirmative action.
Nobody's saying it was your fault, but you failed.
Really? Wow. Well, um, let's get on that.
And then she had this look of helplessness.
in times of war or calamity.
We have to go after her. We have to make her wade in her own blood.
She has asked me to allow her to step aside.
I'll die before Shelly Runyon checkmates me.
Hank's a hothead, and he took that as a threat.
Who is footing the not-too-unimpressive bill of Mr. Makerowitz.
All right, thank you.
Hell, they've gotta investigate.
Jack Hathaway, there's a good man... for a Democrat.
He's a visionary, a bona fide hero.
- It'll make me feel cheap. - Let the big talk begin.
Fred. We respect you.
You wanna speak to him?
- No, I'll be fine. - Yes, sir.
Down here, down here, down here!
Sometimes it comes in the form of sacrifice. That's the loneliest form.
as that of an idea whose time has come.
Laine was my friend. My good, good friend.
I'd so want you in my poker game.
but that's her, man.
- Try the steak. Ask Hugo to burn it on the outside. - No, thank you.
When I asked for you last week, they said you were in Vegas.
I can't put you up.
Jesus!
No, it's not gonna be that easy for you, and it's not gonna be that easy for them.
- No, she does. - You look beautiful, Senator.
I'd have to say Sadat. Talk about standing up to political and popular pressure.
- that show, um... Access... - Confidential?
- I do. - Please be seated.
So... let me be absolutely clear.
Would you cede your duties to your vice president and for how long?
- Some swan song for the old man, huh? - It's fuckin' awful.
I don't understand this, Kermit.
We all have to understand, we're going to obliterate her life...
I will not be deterred by hate.
It's the president. He wants to talk to you.
- I thought he had the D.A.R. Dinner that night. - We have a five-hour window.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, man. Mr. Runyon, prefer I take you around back?
Remember what I told you about moving your grip down...
May I introduce tonight's honoree, Miss Barr?
because we must stomp out genocide on this planet...
pretty heroic, what you tried.
No, no, in the crabbing area.
Such pettiness and such greatness are rarely found in one person.
to allow the executive to respond to state-sponsored terrorism...
- Keep it that way. - Yes, sir.
- This is your ticket to wherever history is gonna take you. - Yes.
the House has taken on that responsibility.
What I can ask for is the promise of greatness.
She was your best friend.
What exactly are you trying to find out? Campaign irregularities, bribes?
I'll introduce him in five... thousand...
And sometimes in this process...
From Mr. Webster.
regarding the separation of church and state.
No, not my personal life. It's just nobody's business.
I can't really pinpoint them.
- No witnesses? - Pure urban legend.
- We're gonna get back into this? - We will. We will.
- I tried to save her. Kennedy ran away, remember? - You failed.
So, let me make one thing clear.
Speaking of which, Mr. Webster, it turns out you're a Democrat.
Last time I shared one of these, it was with the president of Russia.
I felt that the Republican party had shifted from the ideals that I cherished through my youth.
So, have you guys been down here before?
If I have any more caffeine, I'll be voting for the flat tax.
I don't feel reconciled about it yet.
So like I said, I just want to cross a couple of T's, little stuff.
- Larry, how are you? - I'm fine. Thanks for calling.
the House Un-American Activities Committee.
She runs the sorority, and she gives it to me straight:
See, Daphne? This is how you get to the top.
So Hathaway, he's out? That's solid?
Me? No, I haven't.
but if we're forced to take the voters out of the equation...
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Bleeding is so swift and severe, it wouldn't matter if Jesus put His healing hand on the wound...
I guess he ran his campaign like he played poker.
Oh, yes. All the pundits are in a guessing feeding frenzy.
He has obviously infiltrated your show.
Senator Laine Billings Hanson of Ohio is that person.
Of course, the president addressing a joint session of Congress...
Congressman! Congressman! Mr. Runyon.
We have done good.