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That's right. The second President Peanut.
Steve, what have you done? You've ruined everything.
- The truth would tear this country apart. - Maybe back then.
God bless Ameri...
And now he's injured.
I'm looking for one slaw.
Sorry. I have to write a black-history report...
...their boy glands emit a berry scent that attracts pedophiles.
Cleveland learned of a black botanist who had hundreds of uses for peanuts.
Almost there, Dad. Hey, look. Funny pages from 1916.
...think Beethoven wasn't black, maybe you should look in the mirror.
If children get less than eight hours of sleep...
None of you.
You don't get it, kid. He did it to himself.
Wait. That's an anagram for "Find the monocle."
He was stabbed and left for dead.
You stumbled upon the most dangerous secret in American history.
So next time you privileged suburban white boys...
- The jar of proof must be in there. - Hidden up Lincoln's proof chute.
How about George Washington Carver? He invented peanut butter.
I had to make the switch? I thought it was a magic backpack or something.
Unless you wanna make it a little more interesting.
- That's why they killed the curator. - Okay, loud. Loud.
- The monocle. - You know what this is?