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Even porn. Wow, porn!
Yeah, no. Sure, yeah, let's play.
...it'd be my favorite thing in the solar system. Great idea, Mom.
I gave up sleuthing when the case of the missing bike horn...
If anyone has left a toddler locked in their car...
Unfortunately, it can only be read with a special ocular device.
Really?
Now come on. We've got some truth to spread.
Come on, boys.
And that's where babies come from.
All this time, I thought I was proving I was so grown-up...
When were you gonna tell me you were Illuminutti?
A map I found years ago.
See, this is why you people are going out of business.
But America's a big boy now, and so am I.
...allowing Carver to receive credit for the invention.
"Lastly, tip your hat in the Garden of Eden."
Wow, Dad, you switched jars on him. That was so awesome.
We can force emancipation of the slaves upon the South...
Sorry, it's been a really long day.
If it weren't for lo, the ice moon of Jupiter...