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I repeat, we have no intelligence
I know about Carson.
Great job, team! Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
We can take out the Derka Derkastanis the old-fashioned way.
It's only been a short time, but I think that I'm completely in love...
Why is everyone so stupid
'Cause now you have to answer to.
And if you don't believe it, then you better kill me now Because I'll Put A Jihad On You, Too
Oh, Herro!
Stop it, Chris. I sense that you're making him feel intimidated.
you will see the true ugriness of human nature.
Now, suck my cock.
EVERYONE HAS COVID
Let me see your whole palace, or else.
No.
Tracy, now suck my cock!
I'm so ronery
Good going, F.A.G.
Shoot them down. Rike dogs.
Now suck my cock
No, no, no. Wait, wait, hold on.
- You can't be serious. - Oh, I am serious.
Lisa, you have to live on.
Sorry, Team America, but you see, we must live in a time of peace.
My only true pal.
Jonas Bl
We have to stop the ceremony. Kim Jong II is mad.
Well, being a dick ain't so bad.
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has intercepted communications
The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your dick
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
Fuck him. We don’t need an actor
I've just got one piece of bad news for you, Robbins.
- Don't you see? - No. I thought you weren't gay.
You shall have a front-row seat.
Gary, no.
Do you have any idea…
Hans Brix? Oh, no.
Already expected to attend are Helen Hunt,
you requested are ready for you to take.
george stop being a queisjdnhou! sorry faye.
World Police. Get down on the ground!
I was raped by Mr Mistoffelees.
- That's called a montage. - Montage.
I think it's better than all right. It's great!
But only if you
Now. Suck my cock. Vincent Bronko!
Paul: What are you doing today? Saves time on the call!
'Cause now you have to answer to.
I sense that you're slightly confused right now.
There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door!
Yes Gary!!!
luna
Top Gun...Spaffnerd!
I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down and...
We have to find out who did this and take them down. Fast.
we're all dead.
What would you do.
All right, I'll trust you.
"I Repeat, We Have No I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E."
It's the dream that we all share.
I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.
Bad Intelligence!
In the midst of the chaos,
- Dead? - They're called terrorists, Gary.
Terrorists, your game is through.
we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies
EVERYONE HAS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
Yeah, I'll bet you do.
I believe you can do this, Gary.
Seriously Gary/Gladys
All right. We fucking did it.
It's not that hard, really. I just think about the saddest moment in my life.
I was hungry for some smidgen nerks So I ordered a bastard omblett
Look, this is my serious face
Bode-wahk!!
Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood.
I was raped by chat noir...
You see? All I do is hurt people.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
I know I walked out, but I'd do anything to take it back.
Tom, it looks like filmmaker Michael Moore
Terrorize this.
- He's the best actor in the world. - You have to try.
I sense Gary's trapped inside the tavern.
And if you don't believe it, then you better kill me now,
C'mon Michael Drowning in scandals
.
I'm pranning the attack.
I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me.
Missile lock. I've got missile lock.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
Oh, herro, great to see you again, Hans.
Seems rike no one Takes me seriousry.
And he wants us to be the keynote speakers.
Please, Gary, step into my car.
I met somebody who took my breath away.
You see, I'm about to have an eraborate peace ceremony.
We're going to take their lives and our own.
Taking credit were terrorists from Derka Derkastan.
- Girl, we want a montage. - Montage.
That's right, actor. Just stay the fuck away from me.
The gorillas just went wild.
My only option now is to blow up Kim Jong II
Me Dealing with other people’s E&O’s
When people say the cartoon was better than the live action movie
will perform oral sex on me.
You shall have a front row seat
Damn, son. Where’d you find this?