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I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team.
we should all drive hybrid cars.
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school.
Drop your weapons.
I TREASURE YOUR FRIENDSHIP
are gathered here in soridarity to cerebrate peace.
I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit.
Your acting was reckless and it put us all in danger.
FRESHA ISN'T FREE IT COSTS A HEFTY FUCKING FEE
We stopped the terrorists.
Congratulations, Gary. You've done an amazing thing.
- Jesus, you mean... - Yes.
You're breaking my balls here
You see? No Prince Charming rode in on a white stallion to save the day.
Look out, it's Ethan Hawke and Janeane Garofalo.
Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?
You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction
Exactly right, anaL.
What?
Cairo. That's in Egypt.
- I didn't plan on it happening, Sarah. - Save it, Lisa.
He asks what part of the deal you did not understand.
who is bringing all the world leaders together
That was the greatest transparency I've ever seen
You? You’re a butt fucking quitter
Dog eats dog, as everyone attacks everyone
In gym class
Cowboys Kicker
I've had to live with that
In gym
Kill her.
Motherfucker.
EVE!!! I Treasure our friendship
NO!
And so
I know. And so are the triggers to WMDs poised all around the globe.
Uh..uh…Russians hacked the election..uh racist..uh!
Matt Damon
I TREASURE YOUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.
Attention. Attention, everyone.
Fuck you. I’m an Asian nigga.
Now suck my COCK Tracy !
No, I think I'd rather team up with you, Joe.
Yes, 91,100.
So... So, what, you're just gonna shut down?
- What's your problem with me? - Yeah, you wanna go?
- I'm through with this. - Gary, you can't go.
You're going to fool everyone, Jonesy
If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Top-gun actor.
Just kidding.
Sir, I am intercepting communications about the terrorists' identities.
Iran Eat shit
Joe has feelings for you?
Let me explain to you how this works.
Your garbage needs some hauring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin.
Jean Francois?
Hey, Sarah, do you mind if I dance with you?
forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket.
Jesus titty-fucking Christ.
Do you remember that?
When I was a kid, I always looked up to my older brother, Tommy.
So ronery.
And then Team America goes out, and the corporations sit there in their...
Chris, come in.
Chagrin Falls
God damn it Gary Aka big time
Terrorists, your game is through.
I'm sorry I'm not the man you think I am.
With nobody to guide them,
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Happy world aids day!
Jesus titty fucking
Merrick Garland
- Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. - I'm sorry.
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers
Welcome to Team Base.
And once he's on the inside, cover his back.
I'm afraid it could be 9/11 times 1,000.
But you're still the only hope to stop these newer terrorists.
Gedda and Tink on Discord
GOD DAMN IT, GARY
with a double major in theater and world languages.
Every floor walk
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
We take weapons later.
who truly understands global politics.
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
- Please, just let me help. - You've done enough.
That is the F.A.G. way.
The actors are calling for an emergency meeting.
Lisa World Police
Exactly right, Joe.
Remember, there is no I in Team America.
That doesn't matter. If you want to help people,
I like you. You have balls.
assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
Our base was attacked by a giant socialist weasel.
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
Now suck my cock Vinny
I'm sorry.
- We're doing this without you! - Now, hold on, team.
Alec Baldwin is head of the Film Actors Guild.
Gary, you must use your acting
Pull yourself together, Gary. We need you now more than ever.
Everyone has COVID.
Hans, Hans, Hans. We've been through this a dozen times.
It costs folks like you and me.
I repeat we have no intelligence
Smartass motherfucker.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
Somebody has to stop this!
So ronery and sadry arone.
Get him off! Get this thing off of me! Gary!
By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild,
Because my acting saved the entire world.
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?