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End of Rescue
Team, you've got to hurry.
Die! Infidels!
One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something.
You don't use the WMDs until you see the signal.
everyone has covid
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
who's filling in for tracy dixie? hayden balloonton.
Everyone has AIDS.
Rook how much they rove my show. The entire audience is so captivated.
I promise. I will never die.
Gary has already proven to me
Gary, this is Joe, all-star quarterback from the University of Nebraska.
Mr Sheen, Mr Robbins. Someone has broken into the main hall.
Even the night club needs a montage
There's no one Just me onry.
And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
Well, then let's go show the bad guys the police are back in force.
Everyone has Autism!
- I know you did, son. - I still say this is a fucking mistake.
Yeah, no, I know. It's terrible, terrible.
When someone says You speak to quietly
So rong, earthrings!
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
Good.
Oh, thank you. I don't believe we've met, Mr...?
Only question I have from this past week....
george stop being a lottohahttotoe! sorry faye.
That's all spying is, acting. And they say you're the best.
I'll make sure nobody's watching.
So this terrorist is shooting at us from the back of his jeep, and he...
I'm ronery.
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Lisa, you're the most amazing person I've ever met.
I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
Last week in Paris, we caught four terrorists
Gedda and Tink on Discord
Or else what?
Bring in the submarines.
because you thought I wanted you to perform oral sex on me.
They have been taken prisoner by Kim Jong II in North Korea.
It will be years before the terrorists have the resources to attack again.
Go get them, cowboy.
Goodbye, Team America.
Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the terrorists think.
You failed in every way And now my stock in you has farren.
I am not. The others tied me up
that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact.
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
Now, take your weapons of mass destruction
He says perhaps his translator did not make it clear to you.
Do something, Arec Barrwin!
What I want to say on my out of office message: What I actually say: thanks for your email, due to high volumes from Covid-19...
It's okay, Sarah. I treasure your friendship.
The valmoriphication completely worked.
Only a woman Can brighten up my day.
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the world can become a better place
Is Pearl Harbor sucked.
Don't mind Chris. He may be lacking courtesy,
Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do?
yarn
- something you don't understand! - There has to be another way.
Apple has once again pissed off the entire world
I feel a little bit like dying
But you are worthress, Arec Barrwin You are worthress, Arec Barrwin.
The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.
I cannot berieve that I actually have a Chechnyan standing here
SARAH. BUT YOU KNEW I LIKED GARY.
- Spottswoode! - Yes, I'm here, Joe.
- Rock 'n' roll. - Fuck, yeah.
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Shit, they got by me.
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In the words of director tom...
Radies and gentlemen.
- All right, Gary! - Told you he was top-gun.
It's what they would want me to do, Gary.
I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees
Scooby-Doo
You had me at never read a book
SO THIS IS THE END OF 2021 AND EVERYONE IS DEAD FROM COVID
Wow, good going, FAG
And I miss you
If there's still a world left when this is all over,
I will never die.
I have intercepted communications that he is planning
Now suck my cock, Vinny!
I'm Spanish. My wife is Spanish
Now suck my cock Vincent
to get to those blueberries.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
Great job team! Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails
- Spottswoode. - Johnston?
The corporations sit there, In their corporation buildings, and, and, and, see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
You slept with Gary?
My God, that's... I don't even know what that is.
I am an alien cocksucker Show me your cheese
I'm completely lost. I've hit rock bottom.
Hurry Gary!
Stop that man.
Come on, Gary, act. You have the power.
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my cock.
Well, fuck you. You want inspection?
merica, Fuck yeah!
I can't help it. This just feels so right,
I'm ronery.
You see, the corporations finance Team America.
Mr II, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today,
You'll kill them all.
And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are
I treasure your friendship
I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school.
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- We're guards? We're guards. - We're guards.
Ottawa Police talks To Occupiers
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