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He's a natural-born leader.
Namely, us.
Just think about it, okay? Here, take this.
It's me. It's me.
Bonjour, everyone. Don't worry. Everything is bon.
for Team America's actions in Cairo.
God damn it, open your fucking ears.
George Clooney, Liv Tyler, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon,
Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
Gary stopped the terrorists in Cairo.
'Cause now you have to answer to.
What is that supposed to mean?
- Gary? - An infidel.
My acting
Very bad intelligence I’m Sorry
But nobody ristens No one understands.
You?
Yes, the ticking crock.
Their reckless disregard in Cairo brought on this violence today.
Everyone has COVID
Ten minutes, Mr Baldwin.
Spottswoode, I think we just found the entrance to the theater.
because I wouldn't go along with their plans.
Sitting on my rittle throne
Sorry to interrupt the show, everyone, but Kim Jong II
If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out.
Who the hell you?
and I don't want anything to mess it up.
So lick my butt And suck on my balls.
Oh, God, no.
Sometimes believing is all we have.
They would happily give their lives for the good of the world,
Hey, yeah, it is you. Do that scene where everyone gets AIDS.
But the only thing that can fuck an asshole
Team DIBCAC CUI Police
From what intelligence has gathered
We were all out at the zoo one day.
Oh, no, we aren't. We're dicks!
Jesus titty-fucking...
Hey Vinny? Suck my cock.
Lead the fight And charge the brigades.
Then let me look around so I can ease the UN's collective mind.
I'm using it to blow up North Korea.
Now suck my cock Vinny
It's the dream that we all share.
The Film Actors Guild and Kim Jong II are preased to welcome you
Feel a little bit like dying
Rescue Complete!
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.
Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg.
Okay, who brew up Panama Canal?
- I'm not that good. - Actually...
We've all done action films.
Your plan will fail.
to lay everything on the line.
What, you think I'm just a petty arms dearer?
Sarah, you know I didn't mean to hurt you.
I was just thinking.
Matt Damon!
to stop this whole thing from happening.
- Baxter? - Hey, Team America.
Baka
It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we must both pass through it.
Remind everyone Of what's going on.
We are here to usher in a new era without violence.
I've never seen acting that good!! He's amazing!!
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked.
And until then
and the idiots in charge are making it worse.
See, there are three kinds of people,
You have Balls I like, balls
- AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. - The Pope has got it and so do you.
Oh, herro.
- It's the hope for tomorrow. - Fuck, yeah.
And they hate everything about you.
Matt Gay
Look out! We've got terrorist aircraft.
I'll give you all the time I can.
And if you even try to touch Kim Jong II,
I had a terrific pran I thought it would work.
I got my reasons.
Merrick Garland
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS
I'm supposed to leave the fate of the world in your hands?
Freedom isn't free.
Okay, have a nice day.
-FUCK YOU. SHE WANTS TO HELP US. -NO, CHRIS, SHE'S ACTING.
and get on the ground. You're under arrest.
Gary, I'm afraid there's no time.
The Pope has got it and so do you.
Find someone else who will love you. Find someone else and be happy.
I'm gonna have to breach.
What the fucking cocksucking son of a bitch is that you bastard hear me?!
i made myself go to rehab and i said yes yes yes georgette you're right i'm with amy winehouse and damien now. yes i'm with ya as well champers on the house, and metamucil and laxatives for breakfast.
Team, there's no time. You have to convince that audience
The... Global warming and... Corporate America...
Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you.
GAV - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING BUSY I AM???
Of course, Derka Derkastan.