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Yes, there is.
Sometimes believing is all we have.
I told you.
I pee in different directions
What? Come on, Martin!
Then what about all the things you promised last night?
They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies
I'll make them see Everyone has AIDS.
Right.
No, I just want to show you something.
He's amazing
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS
What you gonna do When we come for you now?
Hakmed.
but Kim Jong II is a lot worse.
It's uncanny.
I PROMISE
Look out!
Please, Spottswoode, you have to believe in me.
In the meantime, the world wants to deal with dangerous individuals
I promise I will never die
good nigth jess
If you fade out It seems like more time has passed
It’s okay, Ryan I Treaure your friendship
- Always fade out in a montage. - Montage.
Goddamn it Leeland!
What do you know about pain and sadness?
My fellow actors, we live in a dark time.
But where's the team?
EVERYONE HAS co-co-co-co-co-co- co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co——VID!
Fear not, Muslim friends. We're here to find terrorists.
all covered in shit.
Nine hundred and eleven thousand.
Me when I see Klance pictures!
All around the world, there will be massive exprosions.
There's no chance we can ever be together?
You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong II.
If age 92 passes
Hello? Anybody?
Why me? Why am I the only one?
When someone asks me to do something at work
my reaction to innerspaceexplorer
- What do I do? - Hit the big cancel button!
Me Today
and training new terrorists for the attack.
Don't you understand? Every country in world is in danger.
Sarah, you did it!
Dora and Little Bill is still alive attack
From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has gathered,
who's filling in for faber tricilomanic? noreen nevon.
Do you have any idea Do you have any idea how fucking busy i am
Poor rittle me
Hey, you don't need to see my credentials.
Their computers are down. Attack!
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark.
Nobody does.
Okay, go.
It appears now that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. was wrong
Shaw AFB - F.A.G.S.
Matt Prater
And now, radies and gentlemen, Mr Arec Barrwin.
Lamar, I love your balls
Of course, if you're not interested,
This isn't about sex Mike, now suck my cock this isn't about sex Mike, now suck my cock
- It takes a montage. - Montage.
Moved by Baldwin's impassioned speech,
some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled.
Why don't you trust actors, Chris?
And now Gyron is smeared With Barmack porren.
Sarah, that isn't going to work. You don't really have mental powers.
There's nobody I can rerate to.
w w
Lisa, I'm crazy about you. Will you please forgive me if I...
Reproductive rights,FREEDOM! all hang from a thread FUCK YEA! TEAM AMERICA, coming to say your mother fucking reproductive rights....yeaa
And so this is the end of our story.
- Lisa, are you okay? - No, Gary, the countdown.
There's no one Just me onry.
Heeey it's skid mark Steve
Promise me you will never die
I was 19 years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
Counting down the days to Peef's surgery... FUCKING DIE
after blowing up half of Cairo.
I work rearry hard And make up great prans.
Shut up. We have explicit instructions to watch you.
Fuck him. We don't need an actor.
Baxter, I think we can valmorphanize safely now.
You're going to fool everyone, Gary.
Freedom isn't Free
I'm sorry, Lisa. I didn't mean to bring up...
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
For the truth is that Team America fights for the billion-dollar corporations.
- Alec Baldwin? - Gary?
It's the hope for tomorrow.
Ten years of pranning, and finarry the night is here.
Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
Here, you'd better have this.
I'm looking for he who is known as MISTER wint I owe him a bastard omblett and a raspberry yog
Everyone has AIDS.
I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is extremely valuable.