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Great Job, Team. Head Back to Base For Debriefing And Cocktails.
You lose.
Surprise, cockfags!
Every actor, grab a gun and keep Team America
You're going to fool everyone, Brian.
Why can't they ever do this the easy way?
There's a hero inside of all of us
Just a little bit more Than I miss you.
Bakala! ( clicking ) All right, let's make this interesting.
Matt Damon violent Bonne fête François
Wait a minute. Look!
Now, suck my cock.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
He's way better than Ben Affleck And now.
Herro Friends!
Damn I missed him
Baka
World police! Get down on the ground!
Team America, the blood of the victims of Panama is on your hands.
i don't wanna know about your excuses anymore. they're your excuses to make not mine. i don't wanna know about it. they're your excuses to make not mine.
$BON
My acting?
But it all went wrong And now I must decree.
and I don't want the responsibility.
That's all I ever am. Like a brother. It isn't fair.
Oh, no? I've got Arec Barrwin.
You berieve in true rove and happy endings
all men need rehab from balloons because they think they don’t know any better. no wonder they are balloon bandits! the hormonal stress gets them to ectective semen.
Leave that to us.
I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
Look, I wanna make things right.
Freedom isn't free.
And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are
And every single minute of every single day,
Oh, I see.
Herro great to see you again Grayson Pease
SO THIS IS THE END OF 2021 AND EVERYONE IS DEAD FROM COVID
- Fuck you. She wants to help us. - No, Chris, she's acting.
Everyone has covid Covid covid covid covid covid
it would be 9/11 times 100.
Now we've got to get Lisa and stop Kim Jong II.
God damn it, Gary! They’re just a bunch of pansies!
My advice is not to get involved with a team member, Sarah.
We’re gars? We’re gars We’re gars
- Don't joke about that. - Who's joking?
Hell, you're the perfect weapon, Gary.
On screen.
- Alec, we have a problem. - Team America escaped.
I've never seen acting this good He's amazing
Your career is starring And you're worthress, Arec Barrwin.
it would be 9/11 times 15!
- Gary, how did you manage this? - Spottswoode helped me.
One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say,
Pearl Harbor sucked.
Get out of the street, you fucking bum!
I PROMISE. I WILL NEVER SLEEP.
That's why I brew your head off And your children are all bawring.
Hey, hold on a second, are you from Hollywood?
Let's go police the world.
We'll never pay that bill.
the people will break out into panic and rioting all over the Earth.
Oh, good. I'm so glad you think so.
Bring her upstairs.
And so
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?
Wait. Hold on.
We gotta split up.
And something even better happened.
Percepisco porchiddii
Yes Gary, yes
And I miss you.
Hey terrorists! Terrorize this!
attack Dora and Little Bill is still alive
You had me at Never read a book
That's supposed to be Carson's replacement, a fucking actor?
BUT DICKS ALSO SLAP ASSHOLES
And you've got to reach your prime.
God damn it, Gary
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING BUSY I AM, HANS BRIX
Yeah, it looks clear.
Let me go.
I just don't know how you do it, Gary.
I'm clearing your minds of all anxiety.
Yes, let's get Gary valmorphanized so he can use his acting.
You really made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?
All right, team. We're nearing Derka Derkastan.
My God, his acting is better than ever.
God damn it, Gary.
He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees
America.
Clan conversations have me like... Why is Everyone So Fucking Stupid
You have balls
Without you, the team is doomed.
I need this, I need love I need you
- One more time. - Inevitabre!
- It's what? - Inevitabre.
Your countries need you. But the world will be safe,
I went to Iraq, you know!
I PROMISE. I WILL NEVER SLEEP.
I'm so ronery.
If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show them just how tough
ok ok! jeez! after all skokercamp. where you'll get stickles on your westtidpdotissoxinxaskles!
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team.
And would you start to feel bad?
Sorry, babe. Looks like this was a one-way ticket.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit
You had me at dicks fuck assholes.
Your skills are fading with age, Miss Sarandon.
The name is Spottswoode.
Bring it down! Bring it all down!
Get out of here, I said.
Yes, Arec Barrwin. Too bad there won't be a world reft.
- Sarah to Team America 4. - What you got, Sarah?
by the fiery, black liquid death.
9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's...
How you rike that, you fucking cocksucker?
Copy, Sarah. You get Gary, we'll go after the terrorists.