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You? You’re a buttfuckin quitter
If I mess up here,
Now, take the weapons where I told you
The gays and the straights And the whites and the spades.
Show a lot of things Happening at once.
Here we go.
What the world needs is an international advisory committee
Pull over? Yes, of course.
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
And that's an awful lot, girl And now.
The corporations sit there, in their corporation buildings, and, and, and, see, they're all corporationy ... and they make money.
Just a little bit more Than I miss you.
Right here.
Hey, have you ever thought of telling Sarah how you feel?
- AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. - The Pope has got it and so do you.
All that Team America does is create new enemies.
Fuck off, Team America!
I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
It's too painful to see them die.
Yes Gary, yes
But dicks also fuck assholes Chuck
You're the best, Gary.
Yeah, a rittle ronery.
When a terrorist enters a dangerous country.
What if the old man is wrong about him?
He was the jock, and I was the little performer.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point.
Greetings, IceJJFish.
The Zypods and the Barmacks Are at constant war.
I'm gonna hit the water.
Jacob The Great Best of luck you legend
So ronery and sadry arone.
Spottswoode, it's Lisa. Gary found the WMDs and the terrorists are down.
Fuck, yeah.
Your plans are over.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
Nothing to it.
And a damn fine cop. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
- No. - So then you haven't seen everything.
Very impressive, warmongers.
Finest acting
Easy, easy. You gotta calm down there, Chuck.
In anything, if you want to go.
I’m worth it.
what would happen if i was a kneecap to the face? well at least you'd be there.
and the terrorists take you prisoner,
- It must be a Korean sub. - Chris, you've gotta take them out.
- The Internet. - Fuck, yeah.
from reaching this ceremony at all costs.
In anything, if you want to go.
When the whamen are protesting
- That's called a montage. - Montage.
every single day.
You all right, Gary?
I've got Korean aircraft at one o'clock.
- Five minutes, Mr Baldwin. - Thank you.
to rod
Now, suck my cock Vince
the massive attack during a peace ceremony.
children are walking to school, friends are sitting in movie theatres.
You Are Dedicated
- What the hell? - Prepare to die.
Every country will be a Third World country.
Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help,
Great job, team! Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
That's right. All right, good luck.
You are worfress arric bawrin!
Right this way, you maverick renegade.
and they make money.
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The corporations sit there, In their corporation buildings, and, see, they're all corporation-y...and they make money.
terring me when he's gonna take a derivery.
This is a peace conference.
Basically, all the worst parts of the Bible.
I know you all don't like Team America a whole lot right now,
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
Only a woman Is allowed to touch me there.
You deserve...
Gary!
for a massive international peace conference.
I can't fight terrorists. I don't know anything about guns or jets.
- That is affirmative. - I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?
God dammit Squidward!
Herro.
You can't out-act me, boy. Don't even try.
I treasure yours, Lisa.
- Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. - Yes, Gary, yes.
Everyone has Autism!
Bring it on!
Alec Baldwin is rallying all the members of the Film Actors Guild.
Matt Damon!
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
to the International World Peace Ceremony.
Go faster, you idiot.
When the internet goes down for 2 hours
Herro?
They are just as bad as the enemies they fight.
When he made Pearl Harbor
in a different way.
Joe? But you're like a brother to me.
Now suck my cock
There will be music, dancing and, of course,
The hour's approaching To give it your best.
You fucked up my whole pran.
Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.
- All right. - No, Chris, stay away from her.
Looks like George Clooney and Liv Tyler, 20 yards.