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You gave up on life, didn't ya?
CITiZAN Project Management
America.
You are dedicated.
Hey, Baxter.
We were angry about Cairo.
What do you think Spottswoode sees in him?
Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
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I know it's hard, Gary.
I treasure your friendship
Mattheewwwwww
I guess you're with me, cockfag.
All-American actor who graduated Iowa University summa cum laude
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He's my hero.
Guys, are you all right? Where's Lisa?
Okay, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Tracy! Now suck my cock!
If I could kill one person? Hmm... Ben Affleck?
Now, isn't that a shame.
CONTENT MARKETING f$#k ya
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING BUSY I AM, HANS BRIX
Or else we will be very, very angry with you.
Everyone has COVID
I was sent from planet Gyron To conquer the Earth
Sarah, he's got the bomb. You got a fix?
Oh, Carson. Carson...
Fuck him!
Because you're the one with the power to...
All right, listen carefully. The WMDs are located
I am still in the process of recruiting
Put down your weapons now!
Because like it or not, you're the one with the power to do something.
You? You're a buttfucking quitter.
- NFL. - Fuck, yeah.
Only a woman Can brighten up my day.
- The Gap. - Fuck, yeah.
Soulmates
Don't you understand? Every country in world is in danger. Don't you understand? Every country in world is in danger.
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- Oh, come on, man, just a scene. - I said, get away from me!
Do you have any idea... ...how fucking busy I am?
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Grobal stabirity unravels.
You're not in a position to kill anyone, my red, white and brue friend.
After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet
Reproductive rights,FREEDOM! all hang from a thread FUCK YEA! TEAM AMERICAS coming to say your mother fucking reproductive rights....yeaa
Snap the heck out of it Leeland! I know im scared too but we need to pull ourselves.
- Even Rocky had a montage. - Montage.
All right, you guys, I hate to break up this little party,
No! The team is in North Korea.
Ah snap Wake up my fellow Americans
Just like nobody can help it if you have feelings for Gary.
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
I got you, Sarah.
We're gonna what?
I promise I will never die
A rittle ronery.
Come. They're onto us!
and wait for the goddamn signal this time. Goodbye.
When you ask the question But never want the answer
Top gun actor
And that shitty movie, too.
AERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!
Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E I'm sorry.
NOW SUCK MY COCK MATT MAUPIN
Say hello to our new partner.
- Slavery. - Fuck, yeah.
No!
You're saying if I do that, you'll let me help the team?
- Wal-Mart. - Fuck, yeah.
yes beryl debra scrinkawoman? what do you want? i want to umbrella with trodidbaoiiweep chirpcistals.
Oh, come on, Sarah. You mean you never realized
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
EVE!!! I Treasure your friendship
Come on, let's go. We're running out of time.
Fuck off!
I love your balls!
And go.
because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
Poor rittle me.
I need you like Cuba Gooding Needed a bigger part.
Great job, team Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails
Carson!
Hans, you're breaking my barrs here. Hans, you're breaking my barrs.
Remind everyone Of what's going on.
Then forget all these assholes. We got work to do.
- Clear. - Clear.
- Team America? - God damn it.
- America. - Fuck, yeah.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS
Very Bad Intelligence!
Damn, I messed up. We gotta go bald.
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. tells us the attack is imminent.
- My father. - AIDS.
that they become assholes themselves.
Freedom costs a buck-o-five.
Have Sarah and Joe lock on to our...
You know I can't promise that.
Freedom costs a buck-o-five.
What the hell? Something's shooting at us from the water.
- Going down. - God damn it,