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Team, I'm afraid I have bad news.
But now somebody has supplied the terrorists with WMDs.
I’m so ronery
I'm not going anywhere with this fucking traitor.
When your dad sees your report card Boy
Pull over, let them pass us, and when they turn around, we charge them.
An actor with a double major in theater and world languages?
Everyone has COVID
Usually a case of malignant narcissism brought on during childhood.
I WAS RAPED BY MR. MISTOFFELEES
Everyone has AIDS My grandma and my dog Ole Blue.
But then you got your assholes, Chuck.
I’m so ronri
Don't worry, fellas, I've got my pass right here.
yes beryl. gangrenette? what do you want? i want to gange the groanvlackiums.
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
I think I know just what we need.
Look. This is my surprised face.
Feel rike a bird in a cage.
- McDonald's. - Fuck, yeah.
And I am the greatest terrorist ever to have rived.
That was bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
We must go back to that first night we met, that first issue of trust.
and put that cock right in his mouth.
Get off of me! Get this thing off of me! Gary!
- All right, Sarah. - Yeah, all right, team!
I've never seen acting that good He's amazing
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Gary. Oh, no. Help me! Help me!
And neither have we.
To throw away all your inhibitions and give 100%.
I couldn't wait to see it.
I've heard a lot about your acting, Mr Johnston.
It's about trust Gary
without thinking it through.
to find out any information you can from the terrorists.
my person i'm with today is... lisa crisafio.
So now you see why we need you.
Church is over.
and get the fuck out of here.
Here, let me loose. I'll show you where the theater is.
- Girl, we want a montage. - Montage.
Who is to blame for these attacks in Panama?
Wait...I have more...
No. Blame Team America.
LET’S GO LICK THE WORLD!
AMOOOOO AMOOOOOOO where are all dildos
And Kim Jong II is an asshole.
Isn't that right, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?
Motherfucker
Still, I'd love to show her a full-moon night on the cornfields.
to let you do your job.
I'm on it. Just hang on, Sarah.
Me all the time
If we focus our acting on global politics,
Everyone has AIDS
your freedom's at stake, too.
Oh, hello.
You are the rast of a dying breed, the frag-waving American.
Salvage their ships. If you find anyone arive, you know what to do with them.
Then you show credentials.
I wanna take a detour.
the terrorists are planning new ways
Terrorists, your game is through.
I swear they won't reach this stage.
I'm just bad news.
that what the world needs is compassion, not violence.
Just give me a chance.
and your guards won't let me into certain areas.
There's only five of them, team. This should be easy.
My only bright star.
Lisa, I treasure your friendship!
-SARAH. -BUT YOU KNEW I LIKED GARY.
That's when you need to put yourself to the test.
about the Chechnyans being in charge.
Only if you could promise me you'll never die.
but some people out there want you dead.
All compretery unaware that the world is about to change forever.
- Jesus, this is a nice limo. - Yes, it is.
The most sophisticated computer in the world.
Slavery! Fuck yeah!
Write a very angry letter That always works . . . not!
Everyone has autism! Autism! Autism! Autism!
God damn it, how many times do I have to tell you?
You shall see. I will be back!
If violence is all those bastards understand, then violence they'll get.
is a dick with some balls.
- I'll get him. - Lisa?
I thought you weren't gay!
Everyone has AIDS My grandma and my dog Ole Blue.
Joe, do you think it's okay for team members to date?