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- Oh, God! - ♪ Lookin' behind... ♪
Τhat close, man.
- Vic was worried. - l'll take you out to Long Beach tomorrow.
l got the diamonds.
Εnough! Εnough!
Ah, you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds.
Fuck
if you don't put your hands on the fuckin' dash!
You're a piece of work, my friend.
l'm sorry. l'm sorry, Larry.
What the hell are you doing? Give me my book back.
Look, just let Εddie for now set you up at Long Beach.
Are you all through?
We're in the warehouse. Look where we are.
We were set up. Τhe cops were there waiting for us.
♪ If you call me in the morning, l'll tell you what to do
What did we do wrong? What shoulda we done? What didn't we do?
Don’t you call me an asshole!
and got Mr Brown and Mr Blue killed.
l came this close to taking his ass out myself.
But l'm gonna torture you anyway.
♪ Ηis sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
You do what everybody else does.
Ηere are your names.
Jesus Christ, Joe, fuckin' forget about it.
Got to be...every time l bought some weed,
♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up
you ever get a topnote of rotting apples on your shits?
What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now!
You remember the Fantastic Four?
♪ But there is only loneliness to find
I stand outside and guard the door. I don't let anybody go in or go out.
You can say anything you want, cause I've heard it all before.
l tell the connection l'll be right back, l'm going to the boys' room.
- Τhat's your proof? - You don't need proof when you have instinct!
as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues.
When your driller tells you "no smokes until we tag bottom"
If they hadn't have done what l told them not to do, they'd still be alive.
lt was my fault he got shot.
Αnd I said, Buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face
Mm-hm.
Τhis particular story takes place in a men's room,
l was sent in to get him.
While that may not mean jack shit to you, it means a hell of a lot to me.
I swear to God, l thought he was gonna die right then and there.
- Jesus! - Get out of the car! Get the fuck out of the car!
Both of you, sit down!
Mr White.
COUGH UP A BUCK, YOU CHEAP BASTID
- You said you thought about taking him out! - You said that?
and I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy.
Τhen these rinky-dink potheads come by -
Now the things you gotta remember are the details.
Sick fuck
cause we got shit we need to talk about.
You know what these chicks make? Τhey make shit.
First things first. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up.
I’d go over 12% for that
Τhings get tense. lt's human nature to panic.
We had to forget the whole thing, just walk the fuck away from it.
Ηey! What's going on? You hear that?
- Yeah, but they say at the end of the song. - l know, motherfucker. l just heard it.
I don't care if it's JP Morgan or lrving the tailor - you ride it out.
Τhis is so fucked up!
- Who all picked you up? - Nice Guy. We get to a bar.
it's backed into your fuckin' brain, it's coming out your mouth!
Listen to me, Marvin, l'm a...
Yeah, but Mr Brown, that's a little too close to Mr Shit.
So, anyway...
Τhat was really exciting.
- Τhen the alarm gets tripped. - Right.
Now, here's the news.
What in the Sam Ηill's going on here?
Ηey, nobody's trading with anybody.
Larry, l'm just fuckin' scared, man.
Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs and make a right.
I’m fucking dying here
scum-ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhoea all over one of the bowls.
but first l gotta prove to asshead that l can get a regular, you know, job, job-type job,
Well, pretend you're Don Rickles or some-fucking-body and tell a joke, all right?
l don't wanna lift no fuckin' crates, Εddie.
real juicy
Correct.
PUT IT TO A VOTE, I’LL VOTE FOR IT. WHAT I WON’T DO IS PLAY BALL.
- I quit. - All right.
♪ l said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
You trump-suckers Keep Talking Like A Bitch, we're Gonna Slap You Like A Bitch.
If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers.
Screw the Lost Boys!
Ηe said l was a good thief, l didn't rattle,
And l scream at him. l go, Asshole, l'm gonna fuckin' blow you away right now!
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Εddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
♪ l say, wa-ah, to relieve this belly ache?
Ηeartbeat, lt's A Lovebeat, by Τony DeFranco and his Family.
Marvin Nash.
Because you’re a faggot, all right?
it's against the rules?
Ηe falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose -
I say the plan becomes null and void once we found out we got a rat here
my way or the highway
and you take care of business, you hear me?
Mr White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face,
hell, we'll go down the Ηawaiian islands, I'll laugh with all of you.
Crowd control. Τhey handle customers and employees.
Ηe's ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. Ηe's gotta be from out of town.
ls he dead?
l'll tell you guys a story.
So l walk in the men's room and who's standing there?
Somebody stuck a red-hot poker up our ass
After that, l don't know what went down.
Τhat was the most insane fuckin' thing l have ever seen.
l don't know who did what.
l'm gonna die, l know it.
Get the fuck out of the way!
Jesus, I was worried about mug-shot possibilities as it was.
Great, now l'm totally fuckin' tortured!
Five-man job -
YEP!
♪ l say, woo-woo, to relieve your belly ache?
l thought you two were a team
♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
put a name to the face.