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How many negative COVID tests is that?
l'm a cop.
but l would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends.
All right, since you paid for breakfast, l'll put in, but normally, I would never do this.
l told him where l was from a few days ago. It was just a natural conversation.
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
l'm talkin' days.
♪ Got to find just that kind or losin' my mind
My fuckin' hero!
Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr White. You have a cool-sounding name.
- You can tell a joke, can't you? - No.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Τhere's a slight difference.
l can't work with a psychopath.
keep saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it.
No, l don't believe in it.
So, in the meantime,
♪ And said, Doctor, ain't there nothing l can take
- No, l had them already. - Yeah?
Ohh!
Asshole!
- Τhat was the plan. We meet here. - Τhen where the fuck is everybody?
l think l'm parked in the red zone.
What, did you forget your French fries to go with the soda?
A psychopath ain't a professional.
- Give me your hand. - l can't believe she killed me, man!
Assuming we can trust Joe, how are we gonna get in touch with him?
Fuck
♪ Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
but don't try to fuck me.
What did you come up with, huh? You think l fuckin' set you up?
Εxcuse me for not being a big Madonna fan.
When l order coffee, l want it filled six times.
l don't even follow that Τops Of Τhe Pop shit and even l've heard of Τrue Blue.
You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him.
But that was then. Now this guy is the only one l completely trust.
You hear me? Cause you're gonna fuckin' talk.
We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us when he shot the place up.
and if you're the twelfth caller,
OΚ. Τhe cops did not show up after the alarm went off.
Tipping automatically Is for the birds
Jesus Christ!
Please. l got a little kid at home, now, please.
ls that supposed to be funny?
Fuck!
♪ Born a fool, you got to follow the rule
Αll right. You're sure that's what he said?
♪ Outside in the night, outside in the day
but you ain't dying.
Sitting right here on my dick
Τhat's what l'm talking about.
You sick bastard. You tried to fuck me in my father's office.
Αll I know is what Vic told me. Ηe said the place turned into a fuckin' bullet festival.
Remember, Mr. Blonde was a PSYCHOPATH. "If they hadn't done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive."
What's my problem? Yeah, l got a fuckin' problem.
Kwan Long Lee...
Get you a job, give you some cash,
Well, then l'm afraid l'm gonna have to keep it.
How many dicks is that? A lot
Say it!
Now, Vic,
What's the cut, Papa?
(♪ Ηarry Nilsson: Coconut)
I got something outside that, er, l'd like to show you guys, so follow me.
Nobody had anything.
l don't like alarms, Mr White.
We think we got a rat in the house. - I guarantee we got a rat in the house.
Τhat's how l know we were set up.
Piss on this fucking turd
All right. l'll take care of the check.
Τhat fuckin' bastard!
C, where you're from, and D, your specialty!
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up
- Yeah! - Well, that's that, then, man.
l still had a connection, which was insane cause you couldn't get weed any-fucking-where.
l don't know who's got the loot. l don't know if anybody's got the loot.
Well, l wanna,
What's she doing now?
Αt the end of the week you get a nice paycheck. Dock workers do very well.
You should never have taken him out of the trunk in the first place.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Now we're picking the guy up at the train station...
Listen to the officer! Put your hands on the dash!
l got a big fuckin' problem...
OΚ, Mr Εxpert, if this is such a truism,
- Ηe's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. - Ηey,
Finally someone comes up with the idea, Wait a minute,
Ηe was gonna kill the cop and me.
ER Nightshift comes to work TAKES REPORT FRIDAY NIGHT Shit show rodeo team trying to last 8 seconds to signout
l don't remember that at all.
l said...
♪ Lookin' back
- Ηave some fire, scarecrow. - Don't!
Now if it's a manager, that's a different story.
You know l felt funny about this job right off.
Τhat's my boy.
Fuck. Where's, er...Brown?
- Τhe two of you talk? - Who, me and Joe?
take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in.
Ηey, welcome home, Vic.
or the cops got him...or they don't.
Who's your parole officer?
What the fuck are you touching me for, man?
l gotta memorise all this?
What did you expect? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Larry, we have been friends...
Im dyin here!
Τoby Wong.
All right, all right, all right. You don't have a boss. All right.
Εvery nerve ending, all my senses,
Where was she from? Compton?
♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up
All right, we can work this out, can't we, Εddie?