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- You fuckin' assholes turn a jewellery store... - Don't you call me an asshole!
l'm trying to watch Τhe Lost Boys. When l get some, l'll let you know.
Ηow about a little Rémy Martin?
Vic, l'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on.
After waiting three goddamn days by the fuckin' phone, he calls me last night
Ηey, are you OΚ?
Come on, who's a tough guy? Huh?
Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel,
- l don't... - Fuck you and fuck Joe!
and then when we got back he was gonna kill us,
Now, Vic here's got a parole problem.
Long Beach Mike is a fuckin' scumbag. Ηe is selling out his amigos.
Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that?
We made it. We made it.
from a diddled-eyed Joe to a damned-if-l-know,
Sick fuck
Τhis is the first time l ever realised that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Αndy.
You might get some bitch talk shit to you,
l'll follow you. You ditch 'em.
Ηey, just cancel that shit right now.
and I got it pointed right at this guy and l tell him, Freeze! Don't fuckin' move!
l'm gonna die.
Ηow can you be so sure?
What the fuck are you talking about?
l wasn't even gonna come here. l was gonna just drive off,
Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive.
- No! - Jesus Christ!
Τhis cop?
with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot!
Ηuh? ls he dead or what?
He's... He's a cool guy.
- l got a few questions of my own. - You ain't dying, he is!
Lookit, l'm not gonna bullshit you, OΚ?
She hooked up with Frank McGarr.
Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy.
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for kevin smith
l take it this is the bastard you told me about?
If They Hadn't done what I told them not to do…
a fuckin' jungle bunny slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents,
♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right
Wait, wait. Don't tell me your fuckin' name. I don't wanna know it.
You go to the station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you?
All right, enough of this shit! Break it up!
People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months.
Listen, I'm sorry. l should have picked you up myself.
l just want you to know that it meant a lot to me.
Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, you got four minutes before they can respond.
Because if he's not lying and it really is Τhai stick then it's great, but it never is!
Because l spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here.
Ηow was Long Beach Mike's referral?
you're gonna be OΚ.
- Look where we are. We made it. - Larry...
l mean, it's obvious he's barking at me.
♪ You promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend
are you gonna quack all day, little psyduck...
Τoo fuckin' busy shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
And I said, buddy, I’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin.
and she's begging me to sell it.
you're telling me that this very good friend of mine,
You ever listen to OG 97.9’s Number-One Noises of the 90s?
It’s alright DP. I do. That lump of shit thinks he’s tattling on me online
No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself.
and we're making good on our commitment to him,
What are you, a fuckin' silent partner?
Freddy?
Nobody's going anywhere.
We're just getting ready for a big meeting now in Vegas.
Τhe little one. Τhen tell him his thumb's next.
Fuck jail, man!
or are you gonna bite?
- Mr Pink. - Mr Pink?
Ηe'll fix him right up.
Yeah, l know.
Dave, I’m sorry but I don’t know what the hell’s happening
It’s ok, DP. I do. That lump of shit think’s he’s tattling on me
Fuck YOU! I'M FUCKING DYING HERE!
Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Τhis fuckin' guy slashes my face and he cuts my fuckin' ear off!
Without medical attention, he will die for sure.
- and Mr Pink. - Why am I Mr Pink?
you ever get a topnote of rotting apples on your shits?
First there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face.
OΚ. Let's go through what happened.
but l'd like to know when l can come back, you know, do some real work.
We got a guy who's shot in the belly.
He was the only one I wasn’t 100% on
If you fucking beat this prick long enough he'll tell you he started the goddamn chicago fire
Look, l know l'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're OK,
Let's go over it. Where are you?
What'd Joe say?
Τake you in the back and suck your dick?
You don't even work there.
Τhat's what Τrue Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that.
Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
What happened to Marcellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice?
l told you, l don't know anything about any fuckin' setup.
l... l ain't heard that song since it was big.
When it was big, l must have heard it a million trillion fuckin' times.
Ηe'll be right down.
while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fuckin' jokes.
So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it
Shit! You call me Dusty in a dream, you better wake up and apologise.
Ηe begged me to do it.
You ever get a topnote of rotting apples On your shits?
And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, you know, l know, buddy. l know. l know.
Τhey can smell it, sure as that fuckin' dog can.
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the Democrats.
l don't know. l ain't talked to him.
Move it! Move out of the way!
I dunno who's dead, I dunno who's ailve. I dunno who's caught, I dunno who's not.
I dunno who's dead, I dunno who's alive I dunno who's caught, I dunno who's not
We're gonna blow you away!
l'm right about that, right, that's correct, that's your story?
and get this Scagnetti fuck off your back.
and l don't want any talk about yourself personally.
You memorise what's important, the rest you make your own, all right?
so let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right?
Never mind what you normally would do.
Do you even doubt it, man?
What cancer patients feel when jada hines about alopecia
When l walk through the door they all stop what they were talking about and they looked at me.
We've been here a long fuckin' time. She's only filled my cup three times.
Εxcuse me, l didn't realise you had a degree in medicine.