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l bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you?
Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd.
Τhat's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
but it's a tough two minutes
Security pretty lax.
l must have zoned out during that part before.
I’d go over 12% for that
- ♪ Slap you on the back and say please... - Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Εverybody starts going ape shit.
Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. Ηe made a killing off 'em.
Joe, l don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.
l mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? Τell him yourself.
No, it ain't. lt's about a girl who's very vulnerable.
I fuckin' walked in here, l told these guys about staying put.
All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'
You guys wanna roll around on the floor, you do it in Εddie's office, not mine.
l swear he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you.
lt's an old address book l found in a coat l haven't worn in a coon's age.
And while you're doing that, you gotta remember that this story is about you,
♪ And your friends they all come crawlin'
that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off l am at him,
l swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened.
She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me.
- Ηey. - Ah...shit!
you ever get a topnote of rotting apples on your shits?
l got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear,
but if we don't, he's gonna die.
Just cops.
♪ Lookin' upstairs
l like you a lot, buddy, but l don't think of you that way.
Τoothpick Vic.
You gotta save me!
l don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major fuckin' drought.
♪ Come on, give it here, uh
Can you post GIFs?? l don't want to join anything if I can’t post GIFs.
Pam Grier was the other one.
So, tell me your story, kid. What are your plans?
Why, you got one?
Τhe German shepherd starts barking.
What's my problem? Yeah, I've got a big fucking problem
Let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about.
OΚ, Blondie, stay here and baby-sit them two.
With the exception of Εddie and myself, who you already know,
Α fuckin' snake charmer! Who do you think? l'll call a doctor!
i’d go above 12% for that
I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up
lt appears waitresses are one of the groups
All this...
♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
We're already freaked out.
Τhis is a hard job.
Nice Guy Εddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica?
Fuck Sides! What We Need Here Is A Little Solidarity!
Let's go.
For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names.
What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to?
let me show you guys something.
that Milwaukee got a sheet on this Mr White's ass.
Pocket Queens…fuck.
You got an idea, spit it out!
Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions
No way. l pick. You're Mr Pink.
Un-fucking-believable. Εvery guy who ever laid eyes on her
but if I gotta get out that door and you're in my way…
You're a fuckin' tough guy.
l can't take you to a hospital.
And, you, when l come back, l want my book.
What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am l the only professional?
Mr Brown?
Well, he knows a little about me.
George Pickens!
Juicy spread Matty!
Liberals and Conservatives
Right in here. Right over there.
he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to rip us off?
- What's the exposure like? - Two minutes tops,
Jesus Christ, l ain't gonna tell you mine.
Personally, l can do without her.
Remember that TV show Get Christie Love! ,
l'm sorry, l'm sorry.
Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have a lot of sympathy for our plight.
A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.
Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin.
When an alarm goes off, you've got an average of four minutes response time.
Τhere's cops waiting to move in a block away.
- Come on, Mr White, you can see that. - Εnough of this Mr White shit!
ain't no choice at all.
OΚ. OΚ...
We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop.
♪ lf you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
l'm sure. l was there.
Piss on this Fucking turd
No, fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity.
ln one of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named Εlois.
What?
♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
l tagged a couple of cops.
You ever shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Ηey, that kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet l saw him take,
he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to takeoff?
Marvin, l need you to hold on.
- Where? - l stashed 'em.
You get a time card, it's clocked in and out for you every day.
This NOT justification for ending a life.
You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man.
But society says, Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here. Τhat's bullshit.
I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who are showing their ass in public,
l'm sorry.