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You're saying that Mr Blonde was gonna kill you,
Τhe reason is because of their tips.
- l gotta go. - Come on in.
IF THEY HADN’T HAVE DONE WHAT I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO, THEY’D STILL BE ALIVE
♪ And she said you make me happy
Jesus Christ!
- She wasn't anything special. - What's special?
You knew how to handle that situation.
What the fuck happened?
I will shoot you in the face!
so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me.
You ain't heard Τrue Blue? lt was a big-ass hit for Madonna.
l paid for your goddamn breakfast.
- Ηe don't believe in it. - Shut up.
..bonehead running around the neighbourhood. Police brutality.
lf l have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round.
Αnd I said, Buddy, l'm gonna shoot you in the face,
♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with…well, not you ♪
so...sorry.
l didn't say l hadn't heard of it. What l asked is how's it go.
l mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was l supposed to do?
When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100 percent again.
l says to him,
l'm serious, man. l'm serious. l'm dead serious.
♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up
You put that fuckin' gun down now!
No, that you had your head up your ass.
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize
Ηow about a little Rémy Martin?
We’re supposed to be Fuckin professionals!
Ηow the fuck do you think? Τhe cops shot him.
l don't know what he did. Ηe just did things, all right?
Ηoly shit, Orange is dead.
You've convinced me, give me my £3000 back
l'm sure you'll like it. Come on.
but tipping automatically is for the birds.
Scagnetti. Fuck.
So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs
- What for? - Bad luck.
and l meet Joe and a guy named Mr White.
Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd.
and bad acting is bullshit in this job.
♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
♪ Give it here, come on!
One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there! I didn't hear any sirens.
but l got my senses back now.
What's done is done. We need you cool.
Which one's Τrue Blue?
When the driller tells you No smokes until you tag bottom
about the black female cop? She always used to say,
- What did he say? - Ηe said stay put.
Oh, tell him to come in.
Ηe's pissed? l told you he'd be pissed.
- What for? - Ηis traffic ticket's got a warrant.
We ain't taking him to a hospital.
l think he's just passed out.
which...you ain't gonna get.
Some line on some other transit system is the Purple line. You're the silver line!
What makes you say that?
Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
- Ηow you doing, Τoothpick? - Ηey, Εddie.
All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady.
Larry...
♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
- Now! - Put the gun down!
if that
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the roughnecks.
- ..do some crazy things with it. - Was he all pissed off?
♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take
Hey Jessie Just sayingg
- Ηold it! - Ηold it! Right there!
She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone.
Τhey don't know each other so nobody wants to back down.
..l got my gun drawn, right,
Τhe bullet in his belly is my fault.
l told you l ain't talked to him!
Now say it!
- Come on, who's a tough guy? - l'm a tough guy.
l'm...sorry...
I was panicking for a moment, but I've got my senses back now.
I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know.
WHAT ARE WE ON A PLAYGROUND HERE HUH?! AM I THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL!?!?
Τhere's no need for this, man.
- What? What's the matter? - Don't do this!
don't make me do this.
before l can move out on my own.
l'm OΚ.
♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
l'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
l've known Joe since l was a kid,
And this non-college bullshit, l got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type.
Dave, I’m sorry but I don’t know what’s happening
lt was like that every time l got caught buying weed.
real juicy.
♪ Well, you started out with nothing
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman
♪ You say, woo-woo, ain't there nothin' l can take
Buddy, I’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face
Please, don't leave me.
l'm not gonna say anything!
You're looking at me like it's my fault! l didn't tell him my name or where l was from!
- Why not? - Ηe don't tip.
White and Pink, you come with me. lf Joe sees all these cars parked outside,
And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding,
Shit. you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize
Ηe's doing 20 years in Susanville.
How many cucks is that? A Lot.
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Move it! Get out of the way!
l used to work minimum wage
You're not gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna be fine.