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Oh, good catch.
Shouldn't you be using screws instead of nails?
because you're an amazing girl, Katie.
- Plus, it gives you a raging- - I don't wanna-
Uh-huh.
but I- I just wish everyone could find me attractive. Ohh.
He's not home.
"Dear college"-
He's about 6'2", tough guy, wrestles with homophobia.
This is crazy. She is not waiting by the-
- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.
No, no. She's not flirting with you.
Are you kidding me?
Sometimes I just say, "Are you, Dad? Are you?"
I've never been in a coma.
and there are my college friends, but they're scattered all over the country.
Maybe you could be my date.
or they'll get territorial and attack.
You know, last night, when I got home,
I grew up normal despite my crazy mom!
I won Cutest Baby at the 1974 Jasper County Fair.
What do you mean, you're out? Where are you going?
You know what can't climb trees?
Yes.
You know what? I'm sorry.
Bet me that I couldn't get a beautiful woman's number.
Let's dance. Come, come.
Fine. I hope you have a good time with Shorty.
First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous,
English - US - PSDH
I just prefer somebody who has one.
Manny. What's up, big guy?
He's my brotha from a different motha.
You would have died. A hero.
I can't do this. Why are you so frustrated?
This is what?