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Well, I don't know what that is,
so raise your right hand as I recite the Coast Guard pledge.
Everybody ships out tomorrow.
Hey, guys.
- Hey, Quagmire, where you going? - I'm going home.
But in view of your long service to comedy,
These guys have magic, guys.
The volleyball scene?
Yeah, that's fine.
We track down...
Oh, my God, he just ran in. Let's go! Stick to the plan!
Putting on strangers' hats is always a good idea.
Uhp.
Your Honor? I'd like to sign up, too.
Soon you will all do the foamy dance of death.
Uhp. Uhp.
That's right. I'm going with them.
This is what I'm gonna be missing.
Aw.
Well, that's great, but I'm not your dad.
I mean, you never see a homeless vet.
You're right. Compared to him,
Everything stinks.
Hell, you guys still don't even know how to operate
you'd stand up and join them.
"USS Nathan James"?
Uhp. Uhp.
Ah, the Aiwa Double Tape Deck.
I'm the only one taking the job seriously.
I'm gonna start a trend of interrupting your sentences.