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That's what I super-intended to say.
What? You thought those were ding-dong prices?
I have a question. Roger Smith, legal guardian for Steve Smith.
# I'm gonna hold you in my arms forever #
I can't do that, Steve.
to shape young minds.
That's how you lose a husband, bitch!
I need Steve Smith to come to my office at once.
Really? Oh, my God! Thank you!
Yeah, well, they're not the only ones who can do the screwing.
Roger, couple things.
It's Alan Rickman.
Who did this to my baby?
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
I love you way too much for that.
He told Principal Lewis I should be getting better grades.
you could've put that money toward your students!
- Uh-oh. - He's gettin' it good.
I haven't seen him since you introduced us.
who wants to make you his next victim.
You mean "the dream vacation"?
Well, you're not getting your morphine back.
Be glad about that!
Oh. Steve.
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
What is that!? For you its a study aide. I use it to go dancing.
Your friendship with him was getting weird.
When Eleni Ignores me
Wow. Roger really seems to be on top of things.
You're supposed to watch out for him when I'm not around!
I can't believe you got one of my best friends fired!