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We're gonna run some tests on that top.
Are you ready to order?
- Maestro? - It is my very great pleasure.
What kind of person is this?
I suppose it's okay for Leonard Bernstein to be called Maestro...
- Wow, that really is nothing. - I told you.
There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position
Come on, Jerry, this guy's crazy. Get out.
You haven't even been to the doctor.
Sì, sì, Poppie.
Maybe I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Are you sensing anything right now?
So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.
- No. Not really looking. - Nor should you.
Well, scintillating as always.
- Swivel? - I suppose he could swivel.
Let me ask you something.
Get this, he tells me there are no houses anywhere in Tuscany to rent.
Okay.
- You have a good time? - Yeah, he's very interesting.
- I feel like I'm talking a little faster. - You're racing.
...this man has to stand eight hours a day...
Poppie sent me to see you, Mr. Ciccio.
You should see him do Flight of the Bumblebee.
- You renting a house in Tuscany? - No.
- How much did you pay that guy? - Seventy-five thousand lire.
Jackie says the top was faulty.
Hey, hey. Listen to this.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
My parents had a kitchen chair that would've been perfect.
...that they make the security guard stand there all day?
Swivel? - I suppose he could swivel.
It's not hard to get coffee. I can get my own damn coffee.
No.
I'm a coffee drinker. If I was on that jury, I wouldn't give you a nickel.
Well, if you're thinking of getting a place there, don't bother.
This thing gets into the paper, it'll kill us.
So is there anything there to rent?