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I'd be very interested to know how he felt about all this.
I know, but what did you actually do?
Yeah. I'm invited.
We're gonna run some tests on that top, tell 'em it's for me!
Get this
- Did I tell you to take it? - No.
You'll be in big trouble.
Yeah. Everyone knows that
Let a doctor put a balm on.
Of course he is. There's got to be houses for rent in Tuscany.
- Then what happened? - Well, you know...
...so I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
Oh, boy. This is a surprise. Look at you.
- Coffee is supposed to be hot. - But Jackie says the top was faulty.
- Coincidental. - Yeah.
...I'm gonna be a rich man.
- What kind of shopping? - Clothes shopping.
They're making faces because I've had some café lattes.
- It's booked solid. - It's booked, Jerry.
Well...
Suing a company because their coffee is too hot?
- Beethoven's 7th. - Yeah.
- Because I didn't call him Maestro? - That's right.
But I can have as many café lattes as I want. That was the settlement.
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Wait a minute. Poppie's from Tuscany.
So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.
...have they ever offered you a chair?
- Yes? - Mr. Chiles and Mr. Kramer are here.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous
Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer. Tell him it's for me.
Aren't you concerned about the security guard?