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We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want...
Your telling me there is not one weekend in 2023 available for golf
When I told him it was beautiful there, out of the clear blue sky, he says:
- Then you're in a lot of trouble. - Yeah!
I can give as many pardons as I want. That's in the constitution.
Jerry! Jerry!
The Maestro didn't tell you to. He wasn't there.
In all of Tuscany? I wonder.
The keys. Here are the keys.
Because he's a security guard.
Well, I did at first, but, actually, I kind of got used to it.
There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now.
You could lift up a manhole cover:
...I'd like to walk in here one day and find you sitting down.
He sure worked pretty fast with Elaine.
You know, I never said that. I said, I've never seen you looser.
But fresh fruit, it's available. It's there.
I'm negative...it says so right here
Thanks.
Waitresses ask, Can I fill it up? Can I warm it up? Can I top it off?
- And who might you be? - I might be Elaine.
Si Si This-A-One
Hey, I'll meet you outside.
I didn't tell you to. Why'd you put the balm on?
So you say.
Jerry, you want one? They're delicious. My pleasure.
- No, I didn't actually want to rent it. - The keys. Here are the keys.
There's really nothing available.
Call me crazy.
I was just wondering if there were houses there to rent.
If I have any problems, I'll get my lawyer down here.
...that people continue to try and give it to you.
- His lawyer. - Java World wants to settle.
I'm terribly sorry. I didn't know.
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Why would anyone eat canned fruit?
- Ciao. - Yeah, see you. Oh, hey.
- I don't need a chair. - I didn't mean to imply you did.