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Come on, guys.
- And math. - And the words to every Monty Python routine.
(HUMMING) (GRUMBLING)
[ Bystanders Screaming ]
[ Giggling ] The dean will go nuts.
There'll be no Fantasy Draft then I'll tell the lads
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!! I mean S-M-A-R-T!!
That dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see!
Something I should have done a long time ago.
Pee in the floor
Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!
Let's see: ''List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life.''
Well, you know, fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team.
Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher...
rock star David Byrne and Supreme CourtJustice David Souter.
- This Simpson is not qualified. - [ All Murmuring Agreement ]
[ Whistling ]
Oh, no!
Lads, Lauren has Covid There'll be no saltdogs at Christmas, I'll tell the lads
There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!
The TV! The TV!
Really? But nerds are my mortal enemy.
''Out with the old, in with the nucleus.''
Wait a minute. I'll put on my snow pants.
NERD!!!
There will be no stadium then. I’ll tell the bloooos
- Why, you little-- - Mr. Simpson, stop!
Why does it have to be zany?
- You take that back! - Homer, please.
The watchdog of public safety. Is there any lower form of life?
[ Moaning, Yawning ]
My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we’d stop by