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Here he is conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon.
[ Laughing Continues ]
Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.
[ Grunting Continues ]
Not some hot-dog admissions officer playing by his own rules!
Now we'll begin by-- Oops.
before the next full moon.
Oh, don't worry. I've expelled those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House.
[ Chortling ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, not Souter!
Excellent
Is there a Homer Simpson present?
it's a crusty, bitter, old dean.
Fine, it’s sourdough crumpets then. I’ll tell the children.
Your VPN blocker better work, Nerdlinger.
What do I do? What do I do? [ Sobbing ]
Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
- Katherine Hepburn's Me? - No!
hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 1 01 .
Hi there. Hello. I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby.
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
Oh, those baby ducks were so cute.
There'll be draft then I'll tell the lads
[ Screaming ]
Dad, don't let these application essays throw you.
[ Nerds ] Par-ty down?
there'll be no vaccine then I'll tell the children
You can pick up your cards Or trade them for what’s in the box
- [ Panting ] - [ Laughing ]
You really think you can get us back into college?
For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!
[ Homer] Hello, Dean. You're a stupid-head!
Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac...
- Those bastards. - Meet Sir Oinkcelot...
Whoo-hoo! A flyer for a hardware store!
Excellent!
Get the ax.
NERD! NERD!
Then I was slain by an elf.
I am so smart I am so smart
[ Whistles ]