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- And the road maps and ice scraper? - They were in there too, sir.
Homer-- That isn't very nice.
We, uh-- We make cookies here.
I see a lot of new faces, but you know the old saying--
Some guys at M.I.T. are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.
I'll be a campus hero.
[ Snoring ]
Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!
Now my bottom's big!
[ Sighs ] Well, I guess it's back to college for me.
[ Groaning, Snorting ]
During the exam, I'll hide under some coats...
I'm gonna show you the true meaning of college.
Oh, no. No! This… can’t be happening!
Oh, Marce Esta será tu nueva cadera
There'll be no Everton relegation then? I'll tell the children.
[ Quietly ] Hmm?
Actually, sir, we found the jade monkey.
[ Yells ]
Oh, yes. The only problem is the moral dilemma it raises, which requires--
This Summer
(HUMMING)
Hi Hi
What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
- [ Rings ] - Hello.
Thanks, boy. Now for the crowning touch.
[ Chortling ]
Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector 8.
- You changed your grade with a computer? - D'oh!
- Me too. - Me too.
Wallet inspector I am sure you'll find everything in order
Including all known lanthanides and actinides?
I'll be no Tsveti 4:20 post today I'll tell the children
I'm telling you. A big, crazy prank is just what the doctor ordered.
(Homer) Hello Keith, you'rea stupid-head
Someone knocked on the door, and I couldn't go.
Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves.
[ Gasps ]
Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus.
There’ll be no pubes then I’ll tell the children
We’ll be winning more friends then. I’ll tell the children.
Sir, six cinder blocks are missing