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A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?
Something personal.
I think I'm in love with Robin.
- Don't know that, either. - Well, does she have any hobbies?
Dude, you don't know anything about the woman you're marrying.
(SHRIEKS)
Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man.
and I think tonight's going to be de... Wait for it... lightful.
- I can't marry her. - No, you can't.
BARNEY: Around 9:00 p.m., you say...
Look, April, I am not a New York Yankee.
Yeah, I had a lot of time after school to watch her cook,
- What's up, Turd? - It's Ted!