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Barney was rehabilitating from his bus accident.
Right now, I know the one thing that I have to, that I love her.
I mean, first of all, how do they understand that walking bear
- Why are you acting like this? - Like what?
And Robin continued to uphold
Be gross, be inappropriate. Be Barney.
(GRUNTING)
I'll have a whole lifetime to get to know her better.
The movie's already started, so...
So, are you nervous about the game?
Well, today I was at the dentist. That guy drilled me all day long.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Boyfriend? I don't want to be Robin's "boyfriend."
This whole thing with Robin was just a fling,
I'm a kindergarten teacher.
Just ask her something.
No.
- Uh-huh? - Mmm.
DOM, THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN STAR WARS
- because I wasn't good at sports. - I'm on fire right now.
Delicious. What's in this pesto?
Yeah, but those were just booty calls.
Ted watches Star Wars