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Yes. Then it wasn't shrimp, it was octopus.
I was sitting with my college roommate, Honey...
So, I went down to the immigration office in Baltimore
It was magical.
Whatever.
and Honey was giving me a tour of the teacher's lounge.
And I'm a dumped man's rebound bride.
I just want to look perfect for your citizenship interview.
Basically all white people look the same to her.
You proposed several times, I said no,
I will need he or she to accompany me.
and my Student Visa runs out in a week.
You know Grandma's home.
You've seen me play Mario Kart.
Can it wait?
Driftwood.
until the rotten octopus of fate
Yes, and also that I... you know...
Emery, I know we've had our differences over the years,
Three words. Teacher training day.
Now who's keeping secrets?
I was so upset, I cried all the way back to my dorm room.
I told him shop closed after two.
on a lowly Specialty Occupation Visa
that enrich our nation."
yet really, you fell in love with me at first sight.
I'll grab my motion-sickness pills.
Not even a Yukon with rims?
Getting my citizenship, moving to Orlando, Eddie's first word.
Okay, it says here your first entry into the U.S.
I like that about you.
I was busy being sick from the waist down.