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Sit your fuckin' ass down, Karen. We're not done with the story.
Yeah, you can say that again.
I am gonna have your license revoked.
Tiffany?
taking a stinky shit is better than having sex.
- 'Cause of my name being Joel. - Oh...
- But I'm sorry, I can't accept your offer. - What?
If they can't heat it up, then leave half the poppy seeds in
Are you really asking us that? Were you not listening to the story?
If I was ever about to marry someone, and then realized
and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Oh, Great. Looks like our parties are on the same floor, too.
Oh, and Tiffany wanted me to say hi. We live together now.
Oh, hey. I went by her store, but she wasn't there.
I wanted a family, settle down, start a life together.
I had a great time tonight.
If you wanna come up, uh, you know, you can.
Skin pure as the driven snow.
Hey, catch!
I love Saturdays.
Thanks.
He's got it!
How about we get that coffee, huh?
First order of business, to suss out the competition.
Who's this?
And I'm not so sure I'm ready for this kind of thing...
Joel? What are you doing here?
I get that, but what does it have to do with the two of you?
Uh, she just wanted to travel more, she wanted
No, he did not.
Go deep! Go deeper!
those orgasms were as real as they get.
Uh, wait! Whatever it is, I'll have it.
I know. It sounds transparent, but she sounded really sincere.
Oh, God! Oh, God!
- Asshole. - Cunt.
You're like a child.
Oh, God damn it!
You look great.
That's right, everybody. I quit.
Oh, Honey, if Eggbert's the one, you'll know.
Well, what do you think?
- It's called Upper Sweet Side, NYC. - Kind of a dumb name for a store, huh?
No. Come on, tell me.
You've probably all heard of "cup of joe". This is a play on that.
I do have a job. I'm the President and CEO of The Bacon Boot.
it must smell more like lemon than chocolate. Got it?
Vampires.
And I said, "Who is this know-it-all girl?"
I'm so happy that we're driving up to the country to see my parents.
Wait!
- Hey. - Hi.
I would love to come upstairs.
Let's go, let's go!
And get out!
out on the table, really go for broke.
Yes.
What?
Oh, my God! You just called me by her name.
We've been having this fight since the day we met.
Have you ever given yourself a pap smear?
- Now it's New Year's! - Now it's New Year's Eve!
Well, he meant well. So we started seeing each other.
Joel, one last thing.
That is literally too funny.
- you would go to the Brooklyn Promenade. - Yes. You see where I'm going with this?
Do I find you cute and funny? Yes.
I'm sorry, Trevor. Didn't you hear? You're fired!
Svandorga.
My beautiful Aryan princess, Molly.
I've never met anyone else who likes fiction! That is too funny.
And I thought, "Who is this pompous guy?"
So what will you have?
Thanks.
May I help who's next?
on the yoga instructor while they were lying on my mat?
I remember in high school, they made us read The Great Gatsby,
Your Bacon Boot company consists of you
I was just devastated. So the next morning
No, I wasn't gonna say that.
You know what? You guys make a lot of sense. I'm gonna go propose.
You are so not over her!
- She used to say "hey"? - Yeah.
- You're good at that. - "...and wait in line."
The turkey.
My point is...
Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Daddy.
Can I help you find something for your bubby?
Except of course, Father Time, who will most certainly take that away from you
quirky candy shop across the street from our location.
Oh!
Tell her how you feel.
You guys have not lived until you've tried my Creamy Caramel Clusters.
Should we give it another shot?
- Bye now. - Wait...
- You have to be kidding me! - Do you like fiction?
so do you wanna join me?