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Thought you two had eloped and gone to Paris.
What?
"and I want to get all juicy on your cock."
Now get your shit together, Joel.
I am more sure of this decision
Looks like you won't be getting that promotion after all.
And one more thing. John, come on in here!
Yeah. It's wrong.
Yeah, I get it.
Don't "hi" me, Joel. You're just like all the others.
Well, I don't know Tiffany, but she sounds like a stupid bitch.
And even more importantly, if it smells more like lemon than chocolate.
Who do you think it was?
I think love is really abstract, you know?
What is... Wait a minute.
Is there anywhere we can get our own copy?
If you don't have that, then half of a poppy-seed muffin
Yes. And I should have done it a long time ago.
No, I'm... Forget it.
- Hello? - Hi, Molly.
Shit!
But in your case, brother, I'll make an exception.
You know, I mean, what's the point?
Tiffany?
Chagrin? Who even says that?
So it wasn't love at first sight, was it?
- You look like you've had a bad day. - Yeah. Tell me about it.
You're a jerk.
that we were better off as friends than spouses.
No reason.
"the dining room". Isn't that funny?
I'm sorry.
How about we take a gander at those documentos?
Good answer! You did it, Joel.
Uptown! And step on it! I'm in a huge hurry!
Oh, we've got time. Waiter! More wine.
Oh, great! Your party is in the same building as mine.
And my store is doomed.
and your squash racquet, and all your magic markers,
I heard about your divorce. I'm sorry.
Okay, good. Well, good.
We wanted different things.
Cup of Joel!
Look Mister Thang, you bumped into me.
You're pretty adorable when you get all fussy like that.
You're not interested. I get it.
Molly and I weren't speaking,
Good.
That's very good. That's very cool.
I was the bad guy! I didn't think of myself as a corporate raider.
They pinned me down, and they said,
I had a grandmother. Her name was Arlene Crabtree.
so I practiced what I was going to say until it was perfect.
grabbing a condom out of the rubber bowl and headin' over to meet my girlfriend.
- Grab my hand! - Pull me up!
- Joel? - Tiffany?
But at least I understand that money doesn't grow on trees.
I mean, I wish there was some sort of sign that proved it.
Yeah, see you never!
from the Icebreaker Handbook,
Yeah?
Who are you?
But I would rather be alone and happy than with you and unhappy.
It was such a great beginning,
Swish!
- and flunk the hell out of this test! - Oh.
I let my desire to land the Dickricker account cloud my judgment!
That rat! First he steals my girlfriend, then he steals the Dickricker account!
I'm feeling adventurous tonight. Surprise me.
On your mark. Get set. Go.
- Okay, all right, please... - Oh, my God!
What happened to just a good old fashioned cup of coffee?
Being married is great. That's the point of view I represent.
Who?
So Molly.
Forget it.
- You have breast cancer. - What?
Yeah.
Of course you were!
- Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Eve. - Mmm-hmm.
Reservations are at 7:00, so I'll pick you up at 5:30.
- No, I think it's kind of clever. I like it. - What was that, Joel?
Wow! A cheeseburger, Mommy!
Tucker, this is my friend, Joel.
"Oh, hi, Mom. It's me, Joel. Guess what? I'm dating this great girl.
Why did you say yes? He's so clearly wrong for you.
Anyway, after that debacle, I assumed I'd never see him again.
Oh, shit! Look out, Joel! He's got a sword!