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Yummy, yummy, in my tummy!
Listen, I wanna clear something up before we go any further.
- Yes, but big brother... - Hey, no "buts."
Holy shit, Bob!
I really appreciate your apology about the other night,
Come on, let's hurry, then!
So now I'm in line for the big promotion. Not you. Pretty funny, huh?
Oh, my boss is here. I'll call you later. Bye, Dad.
I don't watch TV. I think it brutalizes the senses.
All right. Look, Bob. Here's the real truth.
I know. But I can't ever change that.
We're okay.
- Hi, Daddy. - Hi, sweetheart.
Can I take the test again?
Where'd he go?
Shit!
- Me, too. - You do?
Thanks. Yours, too.
I don't know, Bob. I'll tell you, Halloween scares me.
Hi, Mr. Joel. Are you my new daddy?
Frank?
Joel.
I'm a mess.
I think I like you, too.
Ghosts I'm fine with Ghouls and goblins, not so much
Well, luckily, we will be separating momentarily
Yes?
- Is he here? Can I ask him? - Yes. Keith.
a couple of drinks, and we get to the airport.
Hey, Aunt Flo.
Very good, madame.
Martinson?
I was just so hamburgies and hotdoggies.
Yeah, she should be. Why?
I'm an entrepreneur. I own my own business.
is a metaphor for my inability to follow through on my romantic life.
and-all-you-need-to-do- is-put-it-all-together
When you've been married as long as we have,
I'm overwhelmed.
- But, I... - Go!
Communism could work. It really could. But what they're doing now isn't communism,
I mean, this is me. This is where I live.
You're willing to just throw caution to the wind like that?
And he was like, "No."
All those in favor of demolishing Upper
Ah, right. That was the same day that I got
Listen to me. If you're asking me
Unbelievable.
Who are you?
But as soon as I got back, I headed straight to Molly's store.
cut both halves in half, and then throw them both away.
Yeah, I even bought her a ring and everything.
Time's up. Jaws.
Christmastime charades! Tiffany, it's your turn.
to focus on her photo-journalism career.
Hey, Roland?
Oh, my God. That's crazy!
I started sleeping with Frank again.
I tried to move on with my life.
You're gettin' in that pussy hole.
Effective immediately.
That's right. And for the record,
Well, if being a grown-up means
- By the way, she's a Nazi." - So they're a little eccentric!
I'm gonna pursue my dream and open
Jake.
Hello?
but dreams aren't gonna put cash in your pocket.
and guess who was there?
Hey, everybody! I'm a Thanksgiving turkey.
'Kay.
Don't say another word.
Just because I work for a big corporation doesn't mean I don't like fiction books.
Forever.
The pasta and the beans and the lentils.