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I really miss Mom and Dad.
Care to hear our specials?
Oh, all the Internet download services will have it, I-tones...
You've got a bone to pick with me, then spit it out.
She died, so that's over.
Molly, are you free for dinner tonight?
I happen to have reservations for two
What are you saying?
And so, it is with great pleasure that I say to you, go jump in a lake, meathead!
Now get out of here before I change my mind!
- Yeah. I think I ate something weird. - Don't worry.
Anything at all?
I can't.
Listen, I am lookin' over these numbers,
put my costume on, and shit in it?
I'm gonna go run some errands.
Oh, cute.
Okay, I'm lost. What's going on?
In fact, New York City was almost like a boyfriend to me.
- That's true. That is true. - Really? How so?
Candy Systems and Research? CSR?
Oh, okay, Mr. Has-to-go-home-early-
Good job, Joel.
We used to spend hours in that thing. Where'd it go, Joel?
Tell me about it.
Pretty great, right?
Is your girlfriend Tiffany home right now?
Where's your sister?
Well, you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
No, that sounds stupid. That sounds so stupid.
Hey Molly, I had a great time the other night.
I can't do it.
Ugh!
She really said hi?
Oh.
Really? You think so?
- Oh, it's so special. - Oh, we missed it.
Faked what? Your orgasms?
Just... Tiffany...
You know, as in "Cup of Joe", but I would say "Joel"...
I don't have time for this. No, I don't have time...
"Dick or teat?" It was obviously a play on, you know, "Trick or treat?"
How do you sleep at night?
It is.
And if your desk isn't empty by tomorrow morning,
I'm very impressed, Joel. Very impressed.
and got married, but it didn't pan out.
Don't worry, Joel. His dad's out of the picture.
to give you a second chance, the answer...
Very put together. Never had a hair out of place.
He did it, you guys!
Who are you?
Yeah. Sure. Whatever you want.
Well, you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
Molly.
Right. You said that.
- Joel, wait! - Hmm.
Okay.
and sprinkle the other half of the poppy seeds on one half of a blueberry muffin
- Oh, my sister. - Molly!
Ew. She said that? Give me a break.
Shit.
I love you for who you are, Joel. Why can't you do the same?
Shit.
You're full of it, buddy. I'll see you at the party.
Yes, that is my store. And I put my whole life into it.
- Howdy. - Hi. Again.
Everybody, listen up!
- Hi, Molly. - Hi, Mr. Flaps.
They're not real.
it would probably start with aerial shots of the Manhattan skyline.
- Happy Thanksgiving, Brenda. - Happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, I'm gonna kill you. You can't take my family away from me!
Well, you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
It's true.
Ah! Mmm.
- Paws! - Laws!
with the poppy seeds taken out and heated up.
Oh, damn it!
with two double colorless energy cards
but I just don't know if he's the one.
and it's better now than when we first met.
Basketball, basketball, basketball...