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- Smart. I get it. - So Joel instead of Joe.
What are you doing here?
by faceless evil conglomerates like CSR.
But even if I wanted to go to the party, I don't have a costume.
The washcloths are just for show!
I'm sorry.
You are having what she's having. It's all the same food.
Hey, Jake.
I was living in a loft on Broadway and 86th Street,
Yeah, you can say that again.
Thanks, everybody!
I'm sure.
- It's too late. - What?
I can't go back to the way things were.
Yeah, but they're not real. You know that, right?
I think they like you.
What are you doing here? Where's Mia, the yoga instructor?
Dinner was delicious, Molly.
Molly.
Yeah?
You livin' la vida loca?
I'm disgusted with everyone.
Your name is Billy Joel?
Wait! Joel!
Wait, say no more. I've got it.
Yeah!
- I think maybe I should go... - No, please. I think I'm gonna go...
Neither of us speaks a word of Italian, by the way.
- Mmm. - New York City.
And you just left your costume lyin' on the floor, didn't you?
Yeah, that's right.
That sounds great!
But then, a few days later, I was browsing in my favorite used bookshop
It all fell apart that night.
It came out wrong. I just don't like Mexican food.
Do you want to have coffee with me?
Goodnight, Joel.
my own coffee shop, "Cup of Joel".
what did Hillary want that was different than what Eggbert wanted?
Tiffany Amber Thigpen, will you marry me?
What the fuck are you saying?
We're candy people.
I know you're worried about your store closing down,
Morning, Melanie.
and then cut both halves in half, and throw them both away.
You look different.
The old maple tree.
A cup of coffee. With hoo.
He's doing T-I-M-E in jail.
Hi.
Totally. You've gotta take time for yourself, you know.
Hi, Joel.
Dessert's almost ready. Who wants coffee?
Happy New Year!
Yeah, that's right. I said "Looking for bags."
- I was just... Because of the Q-tips. - Mmm. That's sweet.
Now let's go get you that girl.
Except now I've got knickers and a bald cap. And for what?
Do you want a cup of me with koo-fie?
because my job entails running your business out of business!
- Oh, my God, are you serious? - See for yourself.
So many mom and pop shops being elbowed out
Guess she's not here.
Okay.
Before I proposed to Tiffany, I wanted to run it by my buddies
And for monsieur?
Ever since you and I got back together, something hasn't felt right.
- That is so good. - Very good.
Oh.
Don't tell me to calm down! What if I don't want to calm down? Stop trying to fix me!
I got somethin' to say.
put my costume on, shit in it,
I was just thinkin' about it, and what the heck?
I know you remember it, Joel!
No, I don't.
Amazing. Because until now the only thing you've been willing to commit to
Molly, I had no idea.
But you know what? If you have a little rent, then, sure, I'd gladly take it!
Well, you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.
No, Joel. I'm not who you think I am.
if you catch my meaning.
Okay, quick! I'll help you find something better.
Wait!
You ain't seen the last of me, Billy Joel!
- Hey! Hi! - Hey!
- Oh, no. - What?
Wow. You are serious.
Yeah, sure. We've got... I've got books.