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It's my day off. Get off my ass.
when Roger Ebert singled out my performance in License to Drive
When are we gonna see you again three dimensionally?
Thanks, Johnny.
Yeah, when we was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts
on my list of stars to watch in 2005.
was all the buzz until people actually saw it
I ruined my best friend's career 'cause I couldn't make it good?
and it is really, really good.
You know, it's a real disappointment for me because I had Vinnie Chase
The next person to mention Richard Roeper
I'm gonna get some sleep. I need my beauty rest.
Vince said nobody gets to go unless he says so.
I wouldn't say awful, but I see what you're saying.
- Hey, I cook good things too. - Of course you do.
You know it, son. You know it.
What, you got Bea Arthur answering the phones for you?
ERIC: Vince with alopecia would still look better than you do, Drama.
I know how good you are, Vince, and I know you got big things ahead of you.
Beautiful. Lovely. Lovely.
It's right here. Kill the lights. Kill 'em.
Just forget that you smelled it and move on.
Everyone just give me a left side pose.
Yo, E. How goes it?
I'm not messing around, Ari. I want Vince for this movie.
- I care a little. - You're gonna be bigger than ever, Vince.
I got great food, fantastic women,
- What do you want, Ari? - To bring our boy back from the abyss.
his nasally midwestern twang.
I'm gonna skull-fuck you, Davies!
All right, I'm gonna talk to E for a second.
How long have you been in this town, Opie?
They're all pricks.
What kind of meeting?
(CHUCKLES) Maybe we should.
Okay, perfect, perfect. That's perfect.
is what you get when you make a shit movie
Even if we do 500 more I never will.