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Like the Mom from Peter Pan before she got them kites, daughter!
They're not hipsters.
Why are you licking them like that?
It's a series of tubes,
She needs to be walked.
their genitalia stuffed in their mouths.
Ew.
It's from Jacqueline. She's the only one who ever texts you.
And I thought we were pathetic.
I accept this award on her behalf.
if you let me borrow your car in between times.
I can be a good elf and a good friend.
My gala is in two weeks.
Stop telling me what I want to hear.
No. Excuse me, excuse me. Listen, listen.
'Cause my roommate is trying to get fired,
and destroy our memories without a fight...
I rented my apartment on AirBnB.com,
♪ It doesn't matter what comes ♪
Or would you like to send this month's tape back to Columbia House?
- Right? - Yeah, Bob's a sneaker artist.
Done.
- No! - Ah, you speak Spanish.
♪ Nothing gets to you ♪
We made our best memories there.
I will not accept anything less than $1,000 for them.
so please be sure to bring some form of payment.
Hey, Ms. White.
I asked the doctor, but the soonest I can get you in
Ms. White, I know you don't feel well,
Teeth are the boobs of the mouth.
So we're not friends now.
That's a cakewalk compared to what Santa does.
♪ Take it easy, you are full of life ♪
Oh, you got your tooth fixed.
What the hell is a vape?
So? That place is gross.
I have a 2:30 appointment with Dr. Weitz,
Mimi is taking care of the invitations.
Egg! Shyamalan! Ojai!