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It's a meth-head fighting with a prostitute.
A rat fell from the ceiling when they took the picture.
I feel like I'm waiting for my ex-wife to come back from the bathroom.
What a third wheel, right?
White boys A ladies?
I'm Bob Thompstein. This is my wife, Sue Thompstein.
Ugh, the lines there are so long,
Twenty years ago, I won some dental equipment in a poker game.
'Cause I want to go back to just being your friend.
Crabs eating their eyes,
This isn't happening.
Until recently, I couldn't even have a dead husband,
And the gold medal for handstands
You can't fire me on Christmas.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Friend? Look around you.
And I do digital outreach for South by Southwest.
by the overpass is providing high-speed Internet to the community.
I love working here.
and you can't do that by being nice.
Chuck E. Cheese characters reenact an episode of Full House.
You know, I was fired today.
Say you're me and you have to get in today.
That's a lie, and you know it.
Please, just shut up and drive.
This, Kimmy, is a French-manicured press-on nail
Excuse me. Thank you.
♪ Fresh goes better ♪
What's a cozy uptown duck palace?
Amirite, ladies? What else? What else?
What in the world?
- Aah! - Good morning, Lillian.
I got a basement room that nobody wants.
I'm trying to change the world,
It's gone?
I only eat there to get food poisoning before bathing suit season.
I'm sorry, but things change.
was friggingiuliani!
Our budget is based on a two-income household.
someone opened in the dairy case at Key Foods.
A toenail if it's winter?