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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
HEY! GRAB YOUR LUNCH SACK, DUSTIN WILSON!
THIS IS THE SECOND YEAR DUSTIN AND I HAVE TAKEN IT TOGETHER,
IT IS WHAT IT IS NOW.
SAINT-CYR.
POSSIBLE GRAPES ARE RIESLING.
♪ THAT I LAY AWAKE IN BED ♪
- OKAY. I CALLED IT BAROLO. - WINE SIX I CALLED BAROLO.
IAN'S BIG AT TRACING MAPS.
AND THEY ARE SO BRILLIANT, AND THEN, AT THE SAME TIME,
- WELL, HAVE A SEAT. - THANK YOU.
AND YOU DON'T REALLY STOP AND EXPERIENCE AND BREATHE,
SO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN THE WINE,
MANDARIN. TANGERINE PEEL. HAWTHORNE. ACACIA.
"WELL, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN GRUÜNER.
WE'VE GOT TO GO TALK TO THE OTHER BOYS.
THE FIRST EXAM WAS HELD IN THE U.K. IN 1969.
AND I'M SITTING THERE WITH THIS STYROFOAM CUP
- VERY COLD. - COLD.
AND YOU KNOW THE VINTAGE, THE GRAPE VARIETY, THE COUNTRY,
AND THEN, IN THE DARK AGES,
WE ALL OWE FRED, PERIOD.
AND WHETHER IT BE HONEY, WHETHER IT BE TAR OR SPICE.
YOU PASSED THEORY. WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY.
YOU KNOW, RACHEL'S BEEN WATCHING ME DO THIS
WHEW.
THIS IS SO UNREAL.
THERE IS HOPE IN THEIR HEARTS RIGHT NOW,
[ cheers and applause ]
FROM RHONE VALLEY, NORTHERN RHONE.
IF YOU THINK ABOUT WINE, IT'S ABOUT WHERE MEN WENT.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WINE?
WITHIN THE SAME TEN MINUTES,
GERMANY SEEMS TO BE HARD FOR PEOPLE,
FIVE AND SIX, YOU CALLED ITALIAN BOTH?
- HERE'S TO DAD. - TO DAD.
WHICH OF THESE IS LONGER: SPECIAL RESERVE OR EXTRA RESERVE?
IS BY KNOWING THE WINE OURSELVES.
I'M FEELING MORE RELAXED THAN I WAS LAST WEEK.
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW LYRICS VERY WELL,
WE WANT TO LIVE OUR LIVES AGAIN,
WE HAD, LIKE, 13 OR 14 HOURS OF JUST STRAIGHT REVIEW. [ sighs ]
AND IT'S AN AMAZING THING TO SHOW IT TO PEOPLE.
BUT I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE AGREED,
THAT'S 200 YARDS AWAY,
WE ARE HERE, BROTHER.
"OH, BRIAN'S GONNA COME UP AND CALL THE SAME WINES! WE'RE GONNA FEEL GREAT!"
I'VE HEARD LEGENDS ABOUT HIS TASTING ABILITIES.
YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND DISAPPEARS,
I WAS SLEEPING RIGHT NOW. I ASSUMED YOU HAD A KEY.
♪ I CONTEMPLATE MY REASONS ♪
BECAUSE I PICKED, UH, AROMATIC WHITES--
SO YOU TORTURE YOURSELF,
IAN'S FRESH TENNIS BALL IS A NEW ONE,
IN THE LEFT NOSTRIL,
I DON'T GIVE A SQUAT WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND.
AND I COULD HAVE FLIP-FLOPPED ALL OF THOSE,
AND SO, YOU SIT DOWN, AND EVERYTHING'S SUPER FORMAL,
AND YOU DO THAT BY SETTING INCREDIBLY HARD LEVELS
IT'S A COMPREHENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF WINE LAWS, WINE REGIONS.
IT WAS CRAZY.
FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD.
I WANT TO SAY HE WILL PASS, BUT... JUST NERVOUS.
AND IT SMELLS A LITTLE BIT LIKE A FRESHLY OPENED TENNIS BALL,
SHE-- SHE DESERVES TO HAVE ME
'CAUSE TWO OF US ARE HAPPY FOR THAT PERSON,
I CONSIDER MUSCADET NEUTRAL.
AND WE WENT TO THIS LITTLE UPSCALE POOLROOM IN ASPEN.
WE'RE AT THE CULMINATION OF THE BEST--
I WANT TO MAKE SURE MY NOSE IS-- IS A, A-OKAY.
THE REGIONS, THE SUBREGIONS, THE DISTRICTS, THE VILLAGES.
AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO PUT ALL THE JUICE INTO A TANK
I WAS GONNA HOPE YOU WERE LIKE,
WE ALL HAVE A FEAR OF FAILURE.
THE MASTERS HAVE PRETTY MUCH ALREADY ACCEPTED ME AS FAMILY,
UH, AGAIN, GOT A PALER YELLOW HERE WITH GLINTS OF GREEN.
WINE SIX HAD TANNIN THAT RIPPED MY FACE OFF.
YOU MISS A LOT OF-- A LOT OF LIFE MOMENTS GO BY
YEAH?
ACIDITY ON THE WINE IS... [ smacking lips ]... MEDIUM.
I WANT IT TO BE DONE.
- [ chuckling ] - SO HE'S THERE TODAY,
UM, IT'S BURGUNDY.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE GEOGRAPHY OF IT,
SO YOU CAN EVALUATE THE WINE BETTER.
- GOOD NIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD WORK. 'BYE.
UH, 1855 CLASSIFICATION CABERNET SAUVIGNON.
THAT WAS, I THINK, A LITTLE BIT AGGRESSIVE,
YOU CAN THEN STORE INFORMATION THERE.
WE, UH, YOU KNOW, WE CAME CLOSE. WE GOT ONE MORE PIECE.
THE ENTIRE WORLD OF WINE, SPIRITS, SAKE, BEER, CIGARS,
THE WORLD OF WINE IS ALWAYS GROWING.
IT DOES SMELL LIKE CHARDONNAY.
AT COMPETITIONS AND EXAMS. WE LOVE THE GUY.
- TWO AND THREE. - DID I FLIP-FLOP 'EM?
OH! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!
NOT BURIED IN A WINE BOOK OR BURIED IN NOTE CARDS
THERE WAS PETULANCE IN IT, AND I ENDED UP CALLING, UM...
THEORY PROBABLY TAKES THE MOST TIME,
CHARACTER IS COMING OUT OF GRAPEFRUIT PITH,
I'M NERVOUS, BUT THINK HOW NERVOUS MY WINES ARE RIGHT NOW,
FOUR WINES THAT IT CAME DOWN TO TWO THINGS ON,
BELIEVE ME, WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY
THE HISTORY OF WINE IS FASCINATING.
YOU'VE GOT HOW MANY DAYS LEFT THERE, CHAMP?
WHERE I ASKED MYSELF WHETHER I WAS ACTUALLY-- WHY I WAS DOING IT.
THE SUBREGION, JUST ON THE NOSE.
AND YOU'RE SEEING TWO WINES, CAB FRANC AND SYRAH.
- THANKS. - HERE'S YOUR TIE AND YOUR PIN, SIR.
♪ DRINK WITH ME, TALK TO ME ♪
AND I CAN JUST MAKE 'EM UP, AND IT STILL SOUNDS GOOD.
THE OTHER THING THAT WILL TAKE TREMENDOUS FOCUS
AND YOU'VE GOT SERVICE.
[ faux Australian accent ] HEY, MATE, STAY FOCUSED.