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Oh, Truvy, I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I'm a chain!
I'm just too colourful for words.
What can I do for you?
I feel sorry for them, you know?
I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.
Me. Didn't your mama tell you?
I have no idea what to get your father.
I have a strict policy
that which does not kill us makes us stronger
Hey Shelby, what time is it? Um, let's see what my watch says.
I'm just Too colorful for words
These are not difficult questions.
Is he all right?
Grey
In my class at the trade school,
I'll tell you what I wish.
I got to get her something. Put that on the list.
It was fabulous.
That's quite a walk.
First Nancy Beth dethroned
About three weeks.
Looks good Looks real real good!
He marched in,
So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
Movie! Movie!
I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
Calories Calories
No, you're not.
His bid was 6,000 under mine.
Myrtle, the champagne glasses, they're all broken.
Ferns, dancing, tons of people,
That was his idea of breaking the news gently?
Go ahead and slap her We’ll sell t shirts that say I slapped Bobbi Gannon
Shelby!
Good to see you, too, Ouiser, Owen.
Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had.
♪ And pray his love ♪
that's what really melts my butter *gadp
Oh, darling.
How long has she been this way?
What kind of dog is that?
Run on down, hmm?
My colours are Blush and Bashful.
Ouja
Would you like a ride?
You got a reindeer up your butt
Oh now that’s attractive, Ouiser
Shane peeing longest on water bottle. Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
Eles: nunca diga I'M FINE EU:
Ouiser, talk to him! He'll listen to you!
Well, I guess we can't keep it a secret any longer.
It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook
Take a whack at Ousier!!
and beryl bonk and i believe we should hand half of the clutter tax over to beachfront. because i believe already %89 of it has been invested this year. yes this will be our sign out the front: "donald trump lynne clutterbuck's bitch! ditch the witch lynneliar! clutterseagullbuck!"
Good morning.
♪ Thilbodaux, Fontaineaux ♪
Why?
I'm glad to see the two of you made up.
♪ Down on North Walker street ♪
My grandson's idea.
i just wanna go back back to 1999 take a ride to my old neighbourhood, i just wanna go back to hit me baby one more time, wanna go back wanna go back. i just wanna go back my mtv on my cellphone does anyone remember how we did it back then? oooh maybe we should go back in time, ooooh maybe we should do it tonight tonight's the night
Merry Christmas.
[ TV Continues ]
and you mix and bake at 350
Louie!
because of that unfortunate motel thing.
Me Dealing with My Backyard Bird Problem
You are playing hard to get.
What is going on?
Oh, Mama, I'm sorry.
Get off my- Good.
Tell me some of your most bizarre cases,
Shut up! You’re making a fool out of yourself!
Are you listening to me, Spud?
When You Get Overrun With Corporate Initiatives
Here, M'Lynn. Thanks.
Of course you can.
Get your fingers out of the icing.
Where did you find this?
Oh, Jack.
we'd like to name it Shelby,
I'M A CHAIN!
How many bridesmaids?
Can I help you, sir?
No. Juice is better.
to get delicate pink nail polish.
She's the first Miss Merry Christmas in history
when I go to bed,
Don't give all these to me.
Dearly beloved...
Now, it's almost time for the Easter bunny.
You told me about 40 times.
Deb, you know I love you more than my luggage
A little more in her, she'll be all right.
Must be nice to be married to a rich lawyer.
HELL WEEK
Mama, this nail polish is drying way too dark.
And last, but never least,
That's the nicest.
There was no noise...
Mrs. Eatenton, you have great hair.
We are awful. We are all hateful, awful people.. Here, all we've been talking about is weddings and psychotic animals.
_
very, very careful.
1... 2... 3...
It's in the foyer up the staircase.
Alright. I'm glad that Biz's Beat is over now M'Lynn. Okay kids, see y'all next time! Bye-bye!
You made a very good catch, Shelby.
Yeah! Hit them again!
M'Lynn... you're in my prayers, honey.
This one was not bad at all. It was not bad at all.
I'm sorry You look like regular shit.
Welcome to... Oh my. Mama I don't have anything to cut the ribbon with. Let's call for a Mouseketool. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"
It could have been worse.
Anything you want?
if you would find ways to occupy your time.
And Daddy always says,
I think your elves have gone berserk.
That's all right, honey. Oh, it's all right.
I wonder how much radio stations sell for.
I was running around drinking, smoking.
Okay, Mama. I said I'd be right there.
Oh, it was probably one of those last-minute jitter things.
Eat a real dinner.
I'm intrigued. Are you married or not?
which perfume are you gonna buy? versace dylan blue.
[Ouiser] I'll write a check. I support art. I just don't have to see it.
You can't screw up her hair.
Sony, Miss- Sorry, Miss Ouiser.
Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment...
They don't give a damn about that grape shit.
I'm not speaking to you.
What's- Oh, my God!
Thank you, Bark.
I've got to get these beans to the Eatentons,
Drum says you never left her side for a second.
Miss M'Lynn, I don't know if this is the right time or place,
You should have drowned them at birth.
just... peace.
I just moved into town not too long ago.
M'Lynn!
Our Motto at Capelli
The money's real nice and all,
A doc- Help!
When I was in school, my friends and I would dress up as nuns
♪ Just to ride the ponies ♪
Honey, her coiffure card's in a box on the counter.
Quando me dizem: NUNCA DIGA I'M FINE EU :
Did you and Sammy get tangled up in the tinsel?
It cost me 60 bucks to rent this sucker.
Shelby, get my things.
Oh, yes?
Shelby!
That's simple. You don't need to write that down.
How precious is this wedding going to get?
What motel thing? I don't live here any more. Remember?
Now.
That's disgusting.
♪ Cause I'm the leader of society ♪
I know now I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome
This baby is not exactly great news.
This funny-looking thing?
Of course they can.
♪ Made thee mine 4;?
Are you speaking of Our Lord?
All right.
Okay. But first, hiccup, I need something to help tap the rhythm. Oh. I know. Why don't we check our Mouseketools?
This isn't like Jackson
they don't get hidden.