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Hold your head up.
Could you hand me that bag, Pam?
this is it. I have found it I am in hell
Yes, you did. Oh, no, I didn't.
and say “no” and “stop that.”.
This is from Shelby.
I am having an affair with a Mercedes-Benz.
told me a big secret.
I'm sorry, Ouiser. This whole thing has gotten out of hand.
What bushes? I can’t see shit
Shelby. Shelby, you need some juice.
Rhett!
and I wish you'd be happy, too.
[ Woman On P.A. ] Rodriguez, dial 7-4. Dr. Rodriguez, dial 7-4,, please.
My God.
Drum, sweetheart, I'm on the phone!
Good morning.
They're Blush and Bashful.
My unfiltered Fridays
When you work a seven-day stretch on an offshore oil rig
Her brownie kicked in
Promise me you'll think about it
Calories, calories.
Mama, there's...
for the last few days
Ooh!
I don't like Belle Marmillion.
talking about your kin that way.
Those shoes...
There's somebody that wants to see you.
I'm a beautician.
Does he ever listen?
Shelby?
Whoa, M'Lynn! Looks like you're gonna need a Mouse-ka-tool to reach me! Where's Toodles?! Quick. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"
Jaxon Spottke 10/5/2016
how M'Lynn puts up with that.
Our motto at Capelli
What's Jackson giving you? Do you know?
When my husband asks why I spend so much on skincare
Would you call this color grape or aubergine?
What is it?
Sure.
That's not funny.
This is my favourite part.
It says, “Better late than never.”.
I'll bet I have something that will do.
all you wanna do on your day off is sleep
It is. So I serve it over ice cream to cut the sweetness.
It's my dialysis.
Yes, she is.
Mama, I don't know why you have to make everything so difficult.
Don't joke about it, Spud
You're acting like a child.
Shane peeing longest on water bottle. Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
Of course, I pick her name out of the grab bag.
What can we do to help?
if they got covered in bird shit
Oh. That's wonderful.
Tommy Lee, get your fingers out of the frosting.
It’s almost time For the Easter bunny
Shelby says her half of the operation's easy.
has been causing a nervous condition in my dog.
I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly
Just because I'm bragging on you, don't get lazy.
My colors are blush and bashful
Call Connolly's Funeral Home.
I can't talk about it.
♪ Through all time we'll be ♪
You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.
yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes we poop on the rectory at seagullpoootre daseagullpoodme.
If it had hair, a Saint Bernard.
I shouldn't have gone on the way I did.
What?
Impossible to get out.
Shelby loves you very much.
Nothing like a good piece of ass.
Then you are going to church with me.
Tori
Nope.
Not that this is any of anyone else's business,
I’m a chain! I’m a chain!
Well done Jessi.... Spoken like a true smartass
who's filling in for oprah winfrey? john geekie.
and told them to send me a warm body.
Good morning.
Oh, really, now?
There you go, there you go.
Be a soft-spoken dog.
It's just that...
Tommy!
Honey, drink, please.
a cup of fruit cocktail with the juice,
We'll zip you up,
We're going to drop those beans off at the Eatenton house.
To clean the kitchen and food prep OR take a nap
I want to take something that freezes beautifully.
Oh.
It makes you pretty.
I wonder what Drew and Belle must be feeling about this.
I'M A CHAIN
I'd love to be able to run my fingers through it and go.
Fine.
I'm sure I have something that will do.
I've been trying to show Jackson everything. He's never been to the festival.
Oh but the making up can be so romantic
I'm going to put this little one to bed.
And I don't recall having seen you before.
I suspected this all along.
and I think that in Shelby's case,
You stop that. You're a professional now,
Don't you dare.
It looks like it's bleeding to death.
It was the most precious moment of my life.
The radial pulse is weaker.
Got a prayer request
There's a big difference.
and I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself.
Drink your juice Scott!
Well... I really do love football.
You know I love you more than my luggage.
I didn't see a car.
Here's the juice.
Oh, I love mine.
♪ Fast falls the eventide ♪
Good night.
she is right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.
Daily affirmation
You got plenty of money.
No...
who's filling in for gayle king? stephanie sparling.
I'm going to talk some sense into you.
I'm going to make you very happy.
I made everybody cry. Sony.
Looks like you're gonna need a Mouseketool to reach me. Where's Toodles? Quick. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"
Do you want your child to be a virtual student or not? These are not difficult questions!
“Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.”
Our dancey dance friends, Leslie Hall, and Do-It! Whoo-hoo!
Jackson.
Just tell me what you said.
Oh, come on, M'Lynn.
this year's Miss Merry Christmas
I'm going to support the arts in this area.
That looks like an autopsy.
Okay Truvy, one more time. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha.
was never heard from again.
It’s okay, honey. We’ll fix it
I want you to meet Annelle.
Happy birthday Ronnie! You’re how old?!?
My watch says, that it's time for us to say, "Hey kids, gather around for Biz's Beat of the Day!" Oh, no!!!
There.
Ouiser.
I'm fine.
Time for Tupperware!
It's hell to be poor and hired out.
who's filling in for joaquin pax? patricia southall.
Not on your first visit
Ahh.
He's going to be fine.
I don't know how you're doing on the inside, honey,
Happy Birthday Heather! You Know I love you more than my luggage!
pink carpet specially laid out for my service
Oh, Truvy, hush. It's true.
Oh, I'll fix it.
Who the hell are you?
Come on. What will it be?
and sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren
with good ol' Southern values...
Thus is like the bra conversation
It works!
All the people want to hear about is touchdowns and injuries.
She gave me a place to live.
Oh! Thank you.
I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome.
I think it's for Daddy.
People are going to be hacking into This poor animal
Oklahoma heat....
Boys, I want to talk to you.
You should be kinder to your circulatory system.
Melissa Don’t talk about me like I’m not here
Everybody! Tommy, get all these people outside.
Bye Biz! Yeah Biz, thanks a lot!
Not today you won't.
Mama never tells anyone anything.
I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Look. I went to the fire sale
MY colors NOT her
Just open, open your eyes
Is that all you're going to say?
You sure? It's free.
just a minute.
Reminded me
every pink flower west of the Mississippi,
The only reason people are nice to me